men....

Got this from one of the bulletin post from friendster... funny... some didn't really make sense

Q: What is the difference between men
and puppies?
A: They are equally the same.. Playfull.


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look
on their faces?
A: Cuz they are!!


Q: What do men have in common with
ceramic tiles?
A: Fix em properly once and you can
walk all over them forever. Whahaha.


Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of
a plane, which one would hit the ground
first?
A: I guess a man will.. They are rock
heads...


Q: What did God say after he created
men?
A: Impressive but i know i can do
better! And then he created women!!!!


Q: What's the difference between an
intelligent man & a UFO?
A: Hell knows.


Q: What are two reasons why men don't
mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert
for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men are ego
and wouldn't ask for directions ..LOL!!!


Q: What is the difference between men
and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they
drink!!!


Q: What makes men chase women they have
no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase
vehicles they have no intention of
driving


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks
he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!! ASAP


Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract..Hello!!