Monday, April 16, 2007
3 Steps to 'Datuk' .
i've came up with this brilliant idea of getting 'Datuk' title for free.. without having to bribe those fuckers to recommend your name to the sultan or whatsoever
1. Find a nice spot to start a kow kow forest fire.Better if it's musim Kemarau.
2. Self VOLUNTEER to go put out the fire.Spend some money if necessary (Still beats bribing).To hire chopper,man power or buy water etc..
3. After that, avoid all the medias. Stay low and humble.When ppl ask you...you just keep on walking and say no comment..Kononnya you are doing it for the benefit of mankind not for the fame..
Last thing you know, our Prime Minister or the Kementerian ppl might end up at your doorstep... offering you a title and some yacht or island...Imagine la..'Datuk Rajen'
- Imagine this SCENARIO -
13th Saturday 2012,TTDI
Neighbor : Eh,Mana Datuk? Cantik kereta baru nie..
Driver : Oh..Datuk pi kena teh tarik kat Mosin ngan member.Nanti aku kena pi pick up dia. pastu, kena hantar gi PULAU Shamayin...
Nighbor : Pulau Shamayin? Kat mane tu?
Driver : Pulau tu kat tepi P.Redang..pulau tu hadiah daripada PM...
Neighbor : Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Gilerrr!!! (pengsan)
Damn cun rite my plan!!
Who else would have thought of this shit man..
Only the Master does!!
DISCLAIMER : All the above are just fiction story.Not meant to be executed.If really got some fellas doing it. I'M TOTALLY NOT INVOLVE IN IT..