-Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces-
a beginning of an awesome adventure!

Sunday, June 17, 2007
Imminent Demise
Friday, June 15, 2007
Thursday, June 14, 2007
On Saying Goodbye to Some things from the Past
Those were the days cassesstes were worth RM6 (Sound of Music) btw I can sing you any of the Sound of Music Songs ! hahahah. My personal Favs are Roxette and Mega Hit 5.
Due to being emo I wrote and I wrote from the time we met at Mrs. Dhillion's tuition class. The wee card I ended up writting till the back of the card.
XOXO
Another one of us in captivity.
Tiger caught in Kelantan sent to Malacca Zoo
MALACCA: A Malayan tiger, which was caught in Kelantan on Monday, has arrived at Malacca Zoo where it will be quarantined for three months.
“We have since given him a bath and injected him with antibiotics. We have yet to name him,” zoo director Mohd Nawayai Yasak said.
The 80kg male tiger, believed to be about one-and-a-half years old, was caught in Kampung Sungai Rual in Jeli.
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Temporary home: The tiger being kept in quarantine at Malacca Zoo.Asked about the tiger’s fate after the quarantine, Nawayai said the zoo would consider giving him to a local or overseas zoo.
“We do not intend to keep or display the tiger to the public yet,” he said, adding that the Malacca Zoo already had 23 Malayan tigers.
He said only eight of the tigers were displayed to the public.
He expects officials from Taman Negara to take the tiger’s measurements, such as paw size, to determine if it was involved in the attack on an elderly woman in Kelantan in November last year.
Lets hope he'll be fine.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
maaf ya, tunggu sebentar
ada kerja. pergi ke luar negeri untuk seketika.
kembali minggu depan.
aman. (peace)
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
yooosh..
minggu ini,saya teramat sibuk sehingga terpaksa melepaskan aktiviti kegemaran saya.. iaitu
tampal - menampal(posting) di blog..saya akan kembali beraksi pada minggu depan bersama kisah-kisah aksi(adventure?) saya di ipoh.
jadi kita berjumpa pada hari dan waktu yang sama pada hari selasa depan ya.
sekian. aman dan sentosa selalu! (peace always)
Mana perginya orang
Jangan biar blog ini mati begitu sahaja. Sudah tentu kamu semua ada benda yang menarik yang kamu hendak ceritakan.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Myths of the Tigers
Myth 1:
Rajen and Kakak Toll?
Myth 2:
Rajen and school girls (when he was around 20-21)?
Myth 3:
Yudhis has a girlfriend and he is being quiet about it?
Myth 4:
Fua?
When you comment, please number which myth(s) you are talking about.
This has been a collaboration between the Lioness and the Lain Lain Tiger :)
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Return of the....
Here's the long waited name for our Long Lost Tiger.
Though we've been separated since the day you took THAT pee...
that time you were still a cub..you didn't know that
we normally hold our pee til the end of the journey.
can't blame you.. :)
but Hey!! look what i've found in the cupboard..

Collin Looi
Found the Long Lost Tiger

Note to Collin: You are encouraged to post here regularly, with stuffs we Tigers can relate to. You can post anything of everything. Tuesday is BM day. All post and comments on that day must be in BM.
any of you blog ar???
a story of babi...
The Pig on the Road
A state trooper was driving through a rural area one day and as he passed by a farm, the farmer yelled "PIG! PIG!" at him while shaking a pitchfork. The trooper wasn't the sensitive type and began yelling out the window "Redneck! Redneck!" as he ran into the large pig crossing the road.
Friday, June 8, 2007
The Horny Haircut
As an attractive young hairdresser was about to lock up for the evening a sweaty little man knocked and asked her if he could please get a quick trim. She reluctantly obliged and quickly began to trim his hair. As she was finishing up she noticed that under the covering she'd put on him to catch the hair, his hands were moving up and down in his lap. Outraged, she grabbed a large curling iron from the shelf and knocked him unconscious. She called the police and when they arrived they asked what the man had done that had caused her to attack him, she told them, "Just look under the sheet!" The officer pulled the sheet away and said: "Lady, there's no law against a man polishing his eyeglasses!"
cats and kittens, welcome to the ugly
But this one time.... at band camp (and by band camp, i mean the Coyote Ugly Saloon)


Apparently, she sometimes delivers drinks on all fours.

And then, she delivers body shots from the ceiling. I am afraid i didnt capture the moment better. But she proceeds to take a shot, upside down - then pours more shots from the ceiling.
Oh, and if you notice there are bras' on the ceiling. I have no clue why.

After she is done serving drinks, she dances on the bar for a good bit. Then they let the rest of the female customers dance on the bar. Good times.

Unfortunately, i have not patronized too many bars back in KL. This must change. Another thing, i havnt really enjoyed refreshing beverages with any of you kids (the tigers). Why ah?
Chinese Food
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Along - Along Bukit Beruntung.
some of you mite have seen or heard this before......
damm freaking cun song..
Along-Along Bukit Beruntung.
sayang wa tau lu selalu ada problem punya
slalu angkat wang tak boleh bayar
selalu talak wang tak boleh carik
nama sudah black list dalam bank
semua pun susah sempit manyak hal
huu....
tidak perlu form J
tidak perlu penyata bank simpanan selama 6 bulan
tidak perlu galentor atau cagaran (tak payah wo)
kami mahu menolong anda
kami along along bukit beruntung 2x
kami mahu membantu anda
jika tidak putus jali-jalinya....
(dialog)
kalau tiada kalau tiada jari
lu ingat lu boleh lari
tak boleh tak boleh kerana
kami akan memotong benda yang boleh dipotong
kami, kami along bukan bolo punya dulu ingat kami bolo
kami boleh amek ini pisau potong lu punya tangan tau
lu mau mati ka lu mau lali dari diri kami
dulu dulu datang mau pinjam wang manyak-manyak
manis mulut tapi lepas itu lali
kalang-kalang mulut ada busuk pun mali pinjam wang
bolo kenapa lali lulu mau pinjam boleh bagi ini bagi itu
itu kami tak mau dengar sekarang kami mau wang kami
bayar balik nanti kita ade panggil tonto cari
nanti dia olang cakap jali tala ama tala papa tala semua tala kena potong
nanti kalo takde jali macamana mau pegi mengundi
(dialog)
kami along, along bukit beruntung 3x
I've got my eyes on...
it's still in freaking good condition.
the offered price for now is quite good.but i'm still
thinking of improving my 'conning' skills.
btw it's from a malay owner..probably easier for me to 'attack'.
this mean machine is from bukit beruntung..im going to view it next weekend..
anyone wants to follow.just tag along la..
hopefully can close deal with the fella in the nearest time.
Now,Presenting My Baby II.


Wednesday, June 6, 2007
What's The Story (Morning Glory)?
So as some of you may have noticed, there was a post, which has since been removed by the author that was something unrelated to the Tigers. Many of you felt that such post should have been posted in the personal blog of the author instead of in the Tiger's domain.
Therefore, the Master Tiger has suggested that a notice be put up to ensure that postings in this blog be restricted to stuffs concerning the tigers only.
While I agree that we should keep our postings relevant to all of us, I feel that enforcing the "law" (for the lack of a better word), is to a certain degree, tantamount to censorship. My suggestion would be that we ourselves should be responsible with our own postings, and we ourselves should decide what to post and what not. It means that no one shall be compelled to delete their post, once published, unless it contravenes blogging ethics.
So the thing for you all to decide is:
- Should we, by decree limit postings only to things relevant to the Tigers? Please remember that this would involve some form of restriction, which contradicts the guarantee we gave that you are free to publish anything.
OR
- Leave things the way they are, where u can write anything of everything but to be personally responsible to post only relevant topics, and that failure to comply will not result on any actions, verbal or otherwise on your postings.
Your thoughts please.
Who's the man now?
I dunno whats the fuss with the direction of this blog is. I still dunno whether this blog is just gonna be a phase in our lives we’ll just forget or something that we hang on to as we grow up, a means of staying in contact with one another. I’m hoping the later though.
I believe we should blog abt pretty much anything, so long as it relates to us as a group.
Anyway, back to the blogs we’re all acceptable with (or so I hope): forwards / articles that we come across while surfing the net (rubbish) worth reading.
I found quite a few links which all lead to this. The authenticity though is still a doubt to me. Even so, it still is a good read.
Enjoy
Dear Mr. Baker,
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during our commission of duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to your employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" as it is explained to you for the hundredth time.
You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
You wander around the building all day, shiftlessly seeking fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.
Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation; however, I have a few parting thoughts:
1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation as I have consistently performed my duties and even more. The most you can say to hurt me is, "I prefer not to comment." To keep you honest, I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I will publish your "Favorites," which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not viewed favorably by the university administrations.
3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your mother's b-day," you neglected to mention that you were going to take nude pictures of yourself in the mirror. Then, like the techno-moron you are, you forgot to erase them. Suffice it to say, I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle. I assure you that those photos are being kept in safe places pending your authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (And, for once, would you please try to use spellcheck? I hate correcting your mistakes.)
I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody and all of your twisted little repugnant obsessions will become public knowledge. Never f*ck with your systems administrator, Mr. Baker! They know what you do with all that free time!
Sincerely
David Blocker