ON YOUR VOTE

Hi Tigers,

Today its going to be a more serious post from me because i have just realised something:

Many Malaysians are all talkers but when they have their chance TO DO something about it they are not.

Imagine my disgust, shock and horror that many of my friends residing in Malaysia are not performing their duty as a Malaysian citizen which is to be registered to VOTE.

But when the time comes they sit down and go on and on saying its Malaysia its our country blah blah blah condemn other people, policies etc.

As it is they have made it very hard for people to be registered i.e not catering to the masses. For example folk like me abroad if we want to register I was told that I had to go down to London to register @ embassy imagine Greg and Nick having to go down to D.C !!!

Its so good to know that over here they make it so easy for people to be registered on the electoral role. They take into account people who cant leave their homes, cant walk etc but who also must have the chance like everyone else to be registered and vote. Do we Malaysians even think about Equal Opportunities ????

The thing is in the UK, if you are not on the electoral role you cant be in the credit rating system so you cant get credit cards, loans , mobile phone contracts etc. So in a way they have a system to get people to be registered. Next they make it easier, when I voted last yr for constituency (I can vote here Commonwealth ) postal votes are allowed. So I came back from work found my ballots, filled up, signed, posted back. Of course I could have gone to the voting stations but its all about GIVING PEOPLE OPTIONS.

My American friend living here can vote via postal vote. Why is this not allowed for fellow Malaysians ??? The thing is they are making it hard to get registered so for you folk living and breathing and paying tax in Malaysia don't tell me that its too hard to just get your ass to pejabat pos and register ! Getting registered is the CORE of the whole election process and if u cant even do that, then I have nothing much to say.

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE VERY DISAPPOINTING WAKE UP !!!!

Jet Plane..

guys...im leaving on my jet plane again tonight..hopefully i can come back tomoro..
cuz the flight is all fully booked..and im on open ticket.

anyway here's a quick wan to remind everyone bout this coming saturday event..
so far on is... eugene,din,yudhis,wk,fua,ong and me... the rest..we are still waiting for ur RSVP...

venue will most likely either at heritage row or sunway.
eugene doesn't mind heritage.but will settle for ttdi plaza.
if it's casual then it shud be at ttdi plaza... but if we wana get fucked to the max...
then we shud be heading elsewhere...

so you guys settle la among urselfs.. i'll be back tomoro or saturday..depending.
all Hail Eugene!!!

God Gave Rock & Roll to You!!!

here's 1 of my all time OST and KISS's song..
it's from Bill & Ted's Excellent Journey..

God gave rock and roll to you,
gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul of everyone

Do you know what you want? You don't know for sure
You don't feel right, you can't find a cure
And you're gettin' less than what you're lookin' for

You don't have money or a fancy car
And you're tired of wishin' on a falling star
You gotta put your faith in a loud guitar

Chorus:
God gave rock and roll to you,
gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave rock and roll to you,
gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul of everyone
"Now listen"
If you wanna be a singer, or play guitar
Man, you gotta sweat or you won't get far
Cause it's never too late to work nine-to-five
You can take a stand, or you can compromise
You can work real hard or just fantasize
But you don't start livin' till you realize -
"I gotta tell ya!"

God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to everyone
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul

(Instrumental break)
God gave rock and roll to you
(to everyone he gave the song to be sung)
Gave rock and roll to you,
gave rock and roll to everyone
God gave rock and roll to you
(to everyone he gave the song to be sung)
Gave rock and roll to you,
saved rock and roll for everyone
Saved rock and roll
chorus repeats out...

"I know life sometimes can get tough!
And I know life sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift,
we have been given a road
And that road's name is... Rock and Roll!"

Probably one of the Best 'ROck' Song ever...the message is deep..
maybe some of y'all doesn't felt it...
but that it definitely stuck on my head for a few months.
one hell of a masterpiece..not in terms of skillz,powersliding or solo...
y'all know what im trying to say la...
cheers guys.

Ei, you all....

Remember or not masa we were still small little kanak-kanak in school they sell this "ice-cream" in a tube? It's actually just frozen syrup in a plastic casing that shapes like two test tubes stack on top of each other. To open it we gotta gigit the top and then twist and twist until the top breaks. I think they use to sell it for 20 sens.




You guys have any idea what is it called and if they still sell those stuff?

On Guess who is visiting me

Ok its official the first tiger is visiting me this week.

Guess who lerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ??????????????? I serba excited (new word not bad eh lioness)

Hiyo today I'm like to tired and fatigue in office. Cant wait for 6pm Badminton. Since you guys started there I also started here. My partner is not bad, one fellow called Skippy ! No actually I nick name him skippy coz he is from Ozzland lerrrrrrrrrrr.

Today I feel like eating Ayam Percik and Rojak outside Atria. I know If I was back Daddy will teman me makan-makan. Btw Greg finds the Daddy word uneasy.

Ok tigers cepat cepat guess whooo okkkkkkkkk. Winner will get a big sloppy Lionessssyyyy Lick.

XOxoxOXOXoooxoxoxoxOXOXOXOxoxoxOXOXOX

Our very own Pak Lah

Aiyo.. this is our leader.. Watch n enjoy...

Check this out!

I'm not sure if any of u have seen this but damn.. . quite cool
Check it out...

Cog

guys... if you're into progressive rock (ie tool, isis, etc) or any good music, you should check out this aussie band called Cog. fucking good shit, they have a new album coming out in april. I've given a copy of their 1st album to lam if u really wanna listen to them more, but for now i'm gonna post their myspace page below for you to check out. its something definitely worth listening to. singles are 'birds of feather' and 'my enemy'.

http://www.myspace.com/cogrockmusic


cheers,
julian.
p.s. i'm fucked beyond words at this point, apologies for any typos.

sweet stuff....

this is an untitled piece ive found on the net...
nice and simple message delivered...



Communications & Informations


what's up everybody..
been freagin busy lately...thought of having a decent CNY this year..
but...life goes on.

so how is it goin for everyone?
eugene is back.chilled with the cina for a couple of times.

few days back fucka eugene brought me to his frens house to gamble..
i was slaughtered left,right and center...
but it's all good..eugene promised to masak nice one for me before he goin back to ozzy.
yeah...he said it..and as usual..come one,come all..
all tigers are invited..

there will be lobster,boar meat,salmon, Tiger prawn, chickens and Spider Crab...
oh yeah...Japanese Spider Crab...

thanks eugene..
dun worry..we all will come to ur place for dinner.
we can bring our own plates if you want... :)

cheers,
Master Tiger

yeah. i do this in my sleep.

ok. some of you play scrabble... but THIS is ridiculous

thats right. score of 1930.
i dont even know what any of these words mean.

nothing to do?? check these out!!

this dude is one hell of an angry fella... ahaha .. here...

youtube alternative..

Tom Cruise is a cock block... ahahhahahaa....

Scandals and the RM54,000 proposal

So, I've been monitoring the site traffic on a daily basis and I'm happy to report that we've got a significant spike in traffic since Lam posted the post about "Edison's Scandal" and "Kelly Tan E Li".

Those were in fact the two most common search term that led visitors into this site. So now you all know that in order to get more traffic coming into this blog, we have to post more juicy and scandalous stuff. As usual, post anything you want. Just don't turn this blog in to a porno site.

As for Kelly Tan E Li, I've heard mixed responses from people.

Some say "Awww, that's so romantic, that guy is worth marrying....yadda yadda yadda".

Others say "Neh, he didn't had to do that. If she loves him, she would have said yes whether it's a RM54, 000 proposal or RM5.40 proposal. You can't buy love with money."

Plus, most of us would not have the financial capacity to pull such thing off. But then again, ask a girl if she would like the traditional down-on-your-knees proposal or that huge ass billboard that tells the world about it, which one would they prefer huh?

Your thoughts...?

nature,

Kelly Tan E Li

this is seriously HARDCORE guys!!!!!!!!!!

just do a google search on that name...

basically is some dude proposing to that girl... on a freaking billboard along bloody LDP man!!!!!!!!!!

aahhaha..

now that's the shiznit??

More of Edison's Scandal pics..

see how hardcore people can be... tracking every single clothe there is... ahahha..

calling all mac fiends

http://museumofmodernfiction.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/adams-apple/

just check it out.

Happy Valentines Day 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

since no one posted this yet... i'll post it first ler...

Happy Valentines Day guys / girls...

so what did you all do on this special day??

some good shit....

policeman shouting at skaterboy... ahahha.. interesting one...



http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4278101 (check this out... i dunno how to embed it... it features some naughty policemen.. ehehe..)

edisonmaggieq

ahahhaa....

KANTOI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Mother...

hey y'all...

i would to take/seize this opportunity to ask How's Your Mother??
hope they are all doin great... send my regards to them.

Some Scary video..

this clip is not that scary..
watch it man!!

Kong Kei , Kong Hei!!

i would like to wish all the asian tigers..
Happy Chinese new Year to y'all!!!

this is the 1st time that this blog celebrate its 1st CNY....

* Gambler's Den Re-Open for business...on the 7th -21st Feb.
Grab Your seat at 1-800-MASTER -TIGER.

From Abu Dabhi......with Love (Take One)...

this is an attempt to create a semi ultimate '30% True Love Story' to my special friend.
no need to mention his name la.. cuz later it will be very obvious in the story...

Opening scene..

we see a plane touching down at Abu Dhabi International Airport...slowly maneuvering to the Aerobridge...

*Wind Chimes sound.

' Good Evening Everyone, This is your Captain speaking.Welcome to Abu Dhabi.Thanks for chilling with me thru out the flight. now let's go get high Tonight! Have a pleasant Day.....

we cut to Interior of cockpit.

Captain S : Fuuhhh...eeee eeehh..it's been a long flight, Yabba.so where you heading tonight?

Yabba : Ahhh...dam! my back is aching..tonight? i planned to go checkout my wife's secret recipe.
wana go kena some cake la.. whack the Macadamia White Chocolate....fuuuu..

Captain S : Alamak... come join us la..tonight me and the boys goin to papaya farm.checkout some belly dancer...heard that Nira wud be there as well....

Yabba : no la..im married now..need to be loyal... maybe later la..now our 'fire' is still burning..
makan good love everynight...

Captain S : Wo! Wo! too much info brader...i'll catch you later..

Yabba : Ok Capt. catch you later la. im off til next monday.

Captain : Aight Yabba.u stay cool and keep 'it' tight ok.

Captain S is walking out the arriving hall as usual he checked out everywhere to see if there's anyone looking. if none,he will quickly stick his pinky to his nose and dug 'it' out.sometimes even makan the fella...he saw Pamela(Stewardess)

Capt S : Hey pam...whats up? what u doin tonight?

Pamela : hey!! tonight i'm goin to Bar infinity tonight. DJ Spinning Tiger is playing tonight.

Capt S : oh...Collin is playing?

Pamela : you know him???!!! (excited)

Capt S : that fucka is like my best friend wei....

Pamela : eee....intro me to him la.. he damm yau yeng and leng chai.. is he single??

as they were chatting away...Capt realises something..or rather..notices.

Capt S : excuse me,

the lady turns around...

Capt S : Hey Bee!!!!

Bee : Hey S...what are you doing here??

Capt S : Can't you tell from my uniform??? (capt's thinking : minah nie bodo ke apa??)

Bee : OMG..what was i thinking...hahahaa...

Capt S : So..what are you doing here? oh ya..i heard that ur following that 'THING' here..

Bee : Yeah,he's based here now... we're staying at....

Thing : Bee,come on ! let's go!

Bee : K hun...S i'll talk to you later...here's my no...

Bee took the pen on Capt's pocket and wrote her no. on his hand...
Capt felt some Heartache while watching Bee leaving with that 'thing'..felling so alone and...
so he then turns away and started walking...his hand reaching his pocket to take out his new N69,

Select - Menu - Select - Gallery - Seect - Songs - too late to apologize.. play?
PLAY.

heres what i did for my weekend

carved me up some snow!!

From Ely Winter Ca...

so I,

turned this,

From Ely Winter Ca...

into this!

More pics are on the webalbum.

Ely Winter Carnival 2008

and i really dont know about this blogging pictures business... so susah payah.

dam...i woke up an hour late...

i could have stop someone from deleting something if i woke up an hour earlier..
DANG!!

my favorite books - ed....

yo..

i was goin thru my old book collection. instead i found some nursery book which i use to read when i was a little boy. u know what they say...your surroundings and materials will influent your growing and behavior... no wonder la, now i know where ive got all my trades from...

Notice the 'Fun with X' ......it's the 1st step towards mind corruptions...


i dunno what else to say...i'm sorry yudhish..


damm...nonetheless it 1 of my favorite..


i recommend this to Eugene..


My all time favorite SHITTTTTTT!!!!!!!


enjoy.

Now we know..

Ever wondered what Ong is up to when plane is on auto pilot?

This

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