My Dream Part 4...

Radio: ~ Sey Y'all..Sean Rajen....
You're way tooo Beautifool Girl... ~

Eugene: Rajen..rajen...u ok not?

Rajen opens his eyes..slowly...everything around him spins.. stars everywhere...

Rajen : Huh..uhhh....

Rajen goes back to coma.

A magic hour shot of the sun horizontally sinking into the sea somewhere in Klang...
How do i know?
i can tell by the signage there..it's says 'Selamat Datang To West Port,Klang'...
there's no one around.the surrounding was quiet.you can hear even a drop of pin from miles away.the whole place is dead silent. i wonder why.
to add to my horror..What The F**# am i doing in a Red Dress?and holding a Cangkul?
Long Blonde Hair?
wtf!! aiyooo..this damm dream is getting fucking crappy....whatever la...

so....
i can barely walk..my body can't perform like it use to..maybe it's lack of pork or
i dunno what..but i'm pretty sure it's the absence of B.A.B.I. serum in my system
that causes the whole body slow issue..

i slowly make my way thru the hall way.. actually the whole horizon thingy is that i'm looking at the wallpaper in the hall way...hehe...i was there at the hallway since the beginning..
i simply talk cock from the opening..hahaha...aiya..have to make it a bit exciting maa...

and so, as i walk along the corridor..i can hear footsteps following me...sounds of someone breathing heavily..the footsteps actually follows my tempo.
~ Kiri,Kiri,Kiri,Kanan,Kiri...~
...but i can't be bothered...all i wana do is just to get the **** out from this freaky place.. i walked pass this room....it says ' DO Not Disturb' ..
u know la..being a chindian 1/2 of me didn't bother wana check it out..the other 1/2 says the opposite thing....so i stick my ear to the door.... DAMMM!!!
The door Opens!!!!

Everyone : Surprise!!!! Fuuhhhh!!! HAppy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to you..
Happy Birthday to Rajen...happy Birthday to you!!...Fuuuuuuu!!!!!

(ppl blowing horn and whistles..)

Rajen : Huh?what's goin on man...

Eugene : it's ur birthday la.. what else?

Rajen : Ei..u dah kahwin ah?

Eugene : Not yet la...still got 1 year to go...

Rajen : Pheww...i tot i'd missed it....

The Black Brothers (Dinesh,Yudhish) : Dey Thambi!!! Happy Birthday Vaartukel!!!
listen up,listen up y'all... this is d R to tha A to Tha J.E.N 's bday!!! give it up!!!!!to my homeboy!!!

Rajen : Ei fua..what happened to them? asal so nigga wan?

Fua : Dunno..dont ask me.. see how la.. (walk off mysteriously)

Rajen : ?? ..... why fua so sedih liddat...

Lam : Shhhhh.....sensitive..don't talk..

Rajen : Asal lak...

Lam : dude...we all dowana end up goin to Langkawi like last time again ok...

Rajen : K K...my bad...so,whats the plan for eugene's wedding? my car is goin to be done in less than 2 months time..hehe..

Lam : i dunno man..u all do the planning la..i need to spend time with Val la...

Rajen : Tiu!!! as usual la..new toy...hehe..kena layan sikit.. (oooopps :)

Extra 1 : Hey Rajen!!you're my idol..i love you man!! you rock!!!! (walk off)

Hot Chick 1 : Hey Babe..you wana do me tonite? im at room 34.

Rajen : No thanks..i'm Taken ...

Hot Chick 1: Screw you! go fuck urself!

Black Brothers : Dey!!wachap wachap!! why u turn down the PurPLe Bag Girl?shorty look so fine and shit...what's wrong witchu man...gila ka macha!!!

Rajen : chill la..bro , I'm a changed man!! I now follow the way of the Buddha.. ommmmm.....
neway.. how come i dress in red and got a cangkul?

Black Brothers : Dunno la dey... this morning we spike you..then the rest we left Way kiat to handle you..

Rajen : GULP!.. mahai..u left me with Way kiat?!! what were you guys thinking man?
aiyo..habisla.. no wonder my i feel a bit sore.. summo u all know that he's a fan of Brokeback...

Extra 2 : Hey Hensem..boleh berkenalan?

Rajen : TAK BOLEH!! Bukan Gay!! sorry! pi call no. Nie..dia GAY .. - 012 368 3684..

Extra 2 : Tx Bang...

Rajen : Who organize the party wan? how come half of these ppl i tak kenal wan?

Yudhish : Duncan apparently...

Rajen : HUH!! no wonder la...... but how come? i don't understand? what am i missing?
why? Tiuniaseng!!

Hot Chick 2 : Hey.....

Rajen : Shut Up! Zip it!! shooo....shooo.. Eh,nick..y so quiet..

Nick : I'm just chillin. Aight mate. (smokin's a joint)

Rajen : So how was ur roadtrip and bday?

Nick : it's cool..s'all good..yo i got ta be goin man... you stay cool bitch..
(That's how The GrandMaster Tiger talks)

Duncan : Hey~ rajen my man..drop the beat..drop it baby..

Rajen : WTF is wrong with you man?!

Rajen Bitchslap duncan sepuas - puasnya...

Duncan : ai yak... TAi Lo soli ah.. now i talk normal.. soli soli....so the paaati how? ok ah boss?
you happy mmm happy?.......


to be continue..... that's all for now.my brain dah K.O
ciaozu.