I'm Shocked. While lepaking at the airport I heard this
Have a good weekend !
I have a tan. So now Im a tanned lioness !!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
xoxox ME
a beginning of an awesome adventure!
Friday, November 30, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Manta newsletter....
yo yo...
here's the latest update of my Manta.
took this picture on last tuesday. probably today (thursday) im goin
to klang to take more pictures cuz, they are putting in the bonnet
for me today.I'm very impressed and PUAS HATi with the workmanship.the welding ,
sand down and the Spray Paint job.
the car looks like it has a few colors..seeing from multiple angle.
it will definitely blow some fuckerz minds out la..once it's on the street..
apparetnly a lot of club members (MSVCC - Malaysian Singapore Vintage Car Club)
been talking bout my car..everyone is looking forward to see the finished product.
well there's nothing much that i can say now... so enjoy.
Before & After
Look!!! i can myself!!!! waahahaha
& THE Proud Owner....To Eugene: No worries bud, it'ls all set for ur Big Day.
* Manta will ROARS near your town on January!!!
- pls check your local listing.
******** Additional Picture. The Signature Series********
The Revival of Manta will not stop until I said so...hhaahahahahaha!!!Friday, November 23, 2007
My manta,my girl...
It's been a while,i wanted to write my dream part 5.
instead...
she sat at a burgundy car,
with a fine crystal eye from far,
with two beautiful red roses,
she is sipping coffee with pearl in her mouth,
and thinking of me,
imagine if you're in love with her,
and she's in love with you..
so how? do i still got the touch? :)
instead...
she sat at a burgundy car,
with a fine crystal eye from far,
with two beautiful red roses,
she is sipping coffee with pearl in her mouth,
and thinking of me,
imagine if you're in love with her,
and she's in love with you..
so how? do i still got the touch? :)
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Attn: All Beta - rians.
To my Fellow BETArians.
apparently someone who's got the BALLS...
just threw the BALL over to our court...
so are goin to just sit down and chill..
or we response to the call?
what say you?we kasi full force or we hold back?
*this msg is only for my Beta peeps.
Alpha kids can Back off.. :p
so guys...
It's ON or It's NOT ON???
ON means
&
NOT ON means..
we go home and
* while writing this..the Merdeka song is playing beside
me somehow..
~ inilah, barisan kita..
yang ikhlas berjuang..
i think it's a sign....
apparently someone who's got the BALLS...
just threw the BALL over to our court...
so are goin to just sit down and chill..
or we response to the call?
what say you?we kasi full force or we hold back?
*this msg is only for my Beta peeps.
Alpha kids can Back off.. :p
so guys...
It's ON or It's NOT ON???
ON means
&
NOT ON means..
we go home and
* while writing this..the Merdeka song is playing beside
me somehow..
~ inilah, barisan kita..
yang ikhlas berjuang..
i think it's a sign....
Polis kata jangan.....
The fella who edited this video really have good comedic timing. I almost laughed my guts out when I saw this video. Enjoy.
Monday, November 19, 2007
here's something for the girls to fantasize about and guys to dream about.. :)
*i'm not gay.. i just like to check out hot guys.. ahahahhaha.. :)
Saturday, November 17, 2007
coke ovens.
I was out for a week roadtripping with my buddy Ryan who moved to Colorado.
here are some pictures.
rejoice.
The Colorado Roadtrip album can be found here....
here are some pictures.
rejoice.
The Colorado Roadtrip album can be found here....
By popular demand
"one more thing, i had to draw out those damn portraits like a couple of days before SPM.
wasnt that nice? when i was all stressed out and everything? to have to draw faces of people distracting me from studying?"
"hehehe."
"no hard feelings. no worries!"
"honest!"
"bastards."
wasnt that nice? when i was all stressed out and everything? to have to draw faces of people distracting me from studying?"
"hehehe."
"no hard feelings. no worries!"
"honest!"
"bastards."
Thursday, November 15, 2007
For the sake of nostalgia
I was looking through my old folders and I came across a couple of stuffs of the good ol' days. To the rest of the Tigers, I apologize as I only have 5 Alpha material. If any of you guys have 5 Beta material you should post it up also. First thing is this photograph. It's a first generation scan from a somewhat primitive scanner by today's standard. Although it is dated October 20th 1999, I'm pretty sure it's a year 2000 picture because our form teacher is that Bio teacher (whatever her name is). Our form teacher for 4 Alpha is Puan Rashidah. We look like a bunch of slackers don't we? I can remember all the guy's name but I can't remember all the girls, so if someone could help me out it'll be perfect.
Guys standing, left to right: Hazwan, Dinesh, Chett Ee, Mal, Nick, Greg, Albert, Ahmad, Zain, Alif, Liew, Zul & Hadi.Guys seating, left to right: Eugene, Edris & Rafeek
Apart from the padang Burhan regulars, where are the rest of them? What about the girls? Anyone has any idea where they are and what they are doing now? Omg, If I hadn't looked at this picture I would not even remember Amelia Yeoh existed. Where is she now huh?
And of course, I found something, probably written by Azlynn if I'm not mistaken, meant to be published in Sasteramas. I dunno why i have the draft copy with me. With the benefit of hindsight, it is a pretty embarrassing piece for some people especially the part in regard to your's truly. But for the sake of nostalgia, I'll publish it here anyways.
And of course, I found something, probably written by Azlynn if I'm not mistaken, meant to be published in Sasteramas. I dunno why i have the draft copy with me. With the benefit of hindsight, it is a pretty embarrassing piece for some people especially the part in regard to your's truly. But for the sake of nostalgia, I'll publish it here anyways.
Kuala Lumpur-13 November 2020
Majlis gilang-gemilang, Reunion Bekas Pelajar 5 Alpha sesi 2000 telah diadakan di Hotel Pink Flamingo, Kuala Lumpur, hotel bertaraf antarabangsa milik Datin Nur Ashikin Rahmat, dan diadakan pada 13 November bagi memperingati hari Armageddon, exam SPM 2000. Majlis ini bertujuan untuk mengeratkan lagi tali silaturahim dikalangan bekas pelajar 5 Alpha di samping berkongsi pengalaman hidup setelah hampir lebih 20 tahun terpisah.
Di antara tetamu yang hadir adalah; Menteri Belia dan Sukan, Datuk Zulkarnain Zulkifli. Sebelum berkecimpung dalam bidang politik, Datuk Zul begitu dikenali sebagai Cactus Zack yakni ahli gusti (wrestling) profesional. Beliau telah memenangi banyak title seperti Malaysian Wrestling Federation (MWF) Champion juga mengharumkan nama negara setelah memenangi WWF Championship. Kini, beliau lebih menumpukan perhatian di pejabat dan berusaha membantu remaja agar tidak lalai dan melakukan kerja- kerja yang tidak berfaedah.
Di luar Hotel Pink Flamingo,kelihatan berduyun-duyun peminat membanjiri kawasan sekitar. Mereka sedang menanti dengan penuh sabar kehadiran pelakon sensasi See Chett Ee atau nama glamournya Aaron Chett. Kutipan filem terbarunya, ML2 – Smoke Underwater telahpun mencecah jutaan ribu ringgit. Mr. Chett kini sedang sibuk menjalani shooting filem terbarunya ‘Sleeping Child’ di Hong Kong. Celebriti yang turut di tunggu-tunggu oleh peminat, tak lain dan tak bukan adalah pengurus kepada girl band baru, G2G yakni Encik Gregory. Beliau telah menerbitkan album G2G yang berkonsepkan hijaukan bumi bertajuk ‘Shades of Green’. Encik Gregory telah pun mendirikan rumah tangga dengan Marit, bekas penyanyi antarabangsa pada satu ketika dahulu.
Di kalangan tetamu di majlis ini, kelihatan Encik Eugene Yap sedang berbual-bual dengan Encik Abdul Hadi yang kedua-duanya sememangnya tidak asing dalam arena sukan negara kita. Encik Eugene merupakan coach pasukan Basketball negara, Malaysia.Baru-baru ini Encik Eugene telah berjaya mengharumkan nama negara setelah pasukan bimbingannya meraih emas dalam acara bola keranjang di Sukan Olimpik 2020.Ia merupakan emas pertama buat negara setelah sekian lama menunggu. Encik Hadi pula telah melonjakkan namanya sendiri sebagai pemain golf nombor 2 dunia, satu tangga di bawah adiknya. Beliau telah menggunakan kemahiran Add Mathsnya untuk menentukan koordinat serta kebarangkalian apabila bermain golf.Untuk pengetahuan semua, Encik Hadi masih lagi membujang dan segala gossip liar yang di lemparkan kepadanya adalah palsu belaka.
Di meja utama kelihatan Datin Raja Nor Liyana bersama suaminya, seorang eksekutif di syarikat telekomunikasi (017) utama dunia. Datin Raja ketika ini merupakan aktivis masyarakat yang membantu golongan wanita ditindas. Turut serta di meja yang sama kelihatan model terkenal dunia, Saudari Ainul Yakin. Beliau sedang berbincang bersama peguam yang juga merupakan rakan sekelasnya, Saudara Syed Zain mengenai kontrak terbaru rangkaian kosmetik yang ditawarkan kepadanya. Saudara Syed Zain sememangnya dikenali sebagai ‘Peguam Berbisa’ kerana berjaya dalam hampir kesemua kes yang dikendalikannya. Kes terbaru membabitkan penyelewengan Peperiksaan Matematik SPM yang di syaki dibocorkan demi kepentingan diri sendiri oleh sesetengah pihak.
Di atas pentas kelihatan dua jejaka kacak tetapi berumur sedang ber’jamming’ bersama-sama. Seorang merupakan Pyrotechnician atau lebih spesifik lagi sebagai pakar bom terkenal, Encik Alif Ahmad. Beliau yang berpakaian serba hitam di majlis ini kelihatan mengajar anaknya bermain gitar.Bersama beliau adalah Encik Edris Fahim,seorang jurutera perisian komputer. Permintaan yang begitu tinggi terhadap kepakarannya, membolehkan Encik Edris memperoleh pendapatan berjuta ringgit setahun. Namun demikian, beliau masih lagi mengamalkan cara hidup sederhana tanpa secalit rasa nerd dalam diri beliau. Encik Timothy yang baru sahaja pulang dari Geneva pula sedang berbual bersama Encik Hatta Hakimi. Encik Timothy telah menerima hadiah Nobel dalam bidang kimia setelah membuktikan kehadiran metil-heksena dalam liquid paper boleh membawa maut.
Di sebuah penjuru,beberapa orang doktor pakar negara, sedang saling bertukar-tukar pendapat dan pengetahuan. Bekas Ketua Murid SMKTTDI 2000, Dr Mohd Rafeek Ismail,seorang pakar bedah, Dr Zurina Omar pakar anestetik, Dr Shafina Radiah pakar psikiatri dan Dr Felicia Oh yang membuka klinik dan makmal radiografi di serata dunia. Sedang menjamu selera pula Puan Ida Suriani, seorang pereka dalaman. Beliau telah pun mereka hias pelbagai landmark negara seperti Istana Negara, Pusat Dagangan Dunia Putra dan beberapa hotel bertaraf lima bintang.Di sebelahnya,Puan Nawal Rafeza seorang arkitek berjaya dan telah mendapat pengiktirafan sebagai arkitek terbaik di Malaysia bersempena dengan Persidangan Seni Bangunan Sedunia.
Di meja bersebelahan,Ketua Wanita MCA, Datin Alice Tan bersama dengan Datuk Amelia Yeoh, Setiausaha Agung United Nations sedang berbicara hal politik dunia. Begitu juga dengan Datuk Nicholas Lee, jurucakap keamanan (spokesperson) di Pertubuhan Bangsa-Bangsa Bersatu. Namun, Datin Seri Dr Azlynn Ardilla, isteri kepada Perdana Menteri Malaysia lebih rela bergossip bersama entrepreneur berjaya, Puan Nur Farah Abdullah yang telah pun membuka cawangan FFC (Farah’s Fried Chicken) yang ke-1000 pada minggu lepas.
Encik Dinesh, pemenang kesemua Hindi Awards yang membabitkan dirinya, dalam Pesta Filem Bollywood terpaksa membatalkan temujanjinya bersama produser filem di Mumbai, India semata-mata kerana ingin bersua semula dengan rakan lamanya Encik Liew Way Kiat. Encik Way Kiat, seorang pengarah urusan syarikat penerbitan filem dokumentari dan dokumentari terbarunya memaparkan beberapa fosil dinosaur yang telah dijumpai dan digelar ‘Barney’. Spekulator matawang asing terkenal, Tan Sri Albert Tan juga turut hadir di majlis reunion ini.Pengasas fahaman Kiasunisme ini sedang dalam proses membuktikan bahawa kepercayaannya itu dapat membantu negara mengatasi krisis ekonomi negara yang melanda pada tahun 2015 lalu. Beliau bukan sahaja membantu menstabilkan ekonomi negara tetapi juga ekonomi negara luar. Chairman Perusahaan Otomobil Nasional (PON), Tan Sri Zohair Akmal dan pemegang syer terbesar syarikat hartanah, Tan Sri Ahmad Fadhly sedang sibuk membincangkan projek yang bernilai berjuta-juta ringgit. Pembinaan kilang itu dikatakan akan memberi pulangan yang lumayan kepada kedua-duanya. Encik Hazwan,seorang pereka lama web terkemuka telah pun mencipta nama di peringkat antarabangsa apabila laman web yang diusahakannya mendapat tempat di hati semua lapisan masyarakat terutamanya golongan pemuda.
Puan Malinder Kaur,jurutera telekomunikasi terbaik di Malaysia bersama Puan Teh Nor Aliaa sedang sibuk berbual-bual.Puan Teh Nor Aliaa telah menubuhkan Syarikat ‘Switch’ yang telah menjadi jam rasmi sempena Sukan Olimpik 2020 khususnya dalam arena renang.Beliau mendapat inspirasi untuk membuka syarikat ini setelah berkahwin dengan Ian Thorpe Jr, perenang kebangsaan negara.Turut serta, Datuk Ungku Izmin Farah, Menteri Perpaduan Masyarakat.Beliau sedang berusaha gigih dalam membantu menyatupadukan rakyat setempat.Beliau turut dibantu oleh Puan Susan, seorang ‘Missionary’. Beliau banyak membantu dalam menjaga kebajikan rakyat terutamanya kanak-kanak terabai.
Begitulah kiranya majlis Reunion bekas para pelajar 5 Alpha sesi 2000. Majlis yang diserikan dengan kehadiran ramai ahli perniagaan, Menteri-menteri, dan golongan professional ini bukanlah untuk berbangga ataupun bermegah diri. Tapi hanyalah sekadar secalit kejayaan bekas pelajar 5 Alpha hasil bimbingan dan tunjuk ajar guru-guru SMKTTDI.
Reminisance 5 Alpha
Majlis gilang-gemilang, Reunion Bekas Pelajar 5 Alpha sesi 2000 telah diadakan di Hotel Pink Flamingo, Kuala Lumpur, hotel bertaraf antarabangsa milik Datin Nur Ashikin Rahmat, dan diadakan pada 13 November bagi memperingati hari Armageddon, exam SPM 2000. Majlis ini bertujuan untuk mengeratkan lagi tali silaturahim dikalangan bekas pelajar 5 Alpha di samping berkongsi pengalaman hidup setelah hampir lebih 20 tahun terpisah.
Di antara tetamu yang hadir adalah; Menteri Belia dan Sukan, Datuk Zulkarnain Zulkifli. Sebelum berkecimpung dalam bidang politik, Datuk Zul begitu dikenali sebagai Cactus Zack yakni ahli gusti (wrestling) profesional. Beliau telah memenangi banyak title seperti Malaysian Wrestling Federation (MWF) Champion juga mengharumkan nama negara setelah memenangi WWF Championship. Kini, beliau lebih menumpukan perhatian di pejabat dan berusaha membantu remaja agar tidak lalai dan melakukan kerja- kerja yang tidak berfaedah.
Di luar Hotel Pink Flamingo,kelihatan berduyun-duyun peminat membanjiri kawasan sekitar. Mereka sedang menanti dengan penuh sabar kehadiran pelakon sensasi See Chett Ee atau nama glamournya Aaron Chett. Kutipan filem terbarunya, ML2 – Smoke Underwater telahpun mencecah jutaan ribu ringgit. Mr. Chett kini sedang sibuk menjalani shooting filem terbarunya ‘Sleeping Child’ di Hong Kong. Celebriti yang turut di tunggu-tunggu oleh peminat, tak lain dan tak bukan adalah pengurus kepada girl band baru, G2G yakni Encik Gregory. Beliau telah menerbitkan album G2G yang berkonsepkan hijaukan bumi bertajuk ‘Shades of Green’. Encik Gregory telah pun mendirikan rumah tangga dengan Marit, bekas penyanyi antarabangsa pada satu ketika dahulu.
Di kalangan tetamu di majlis ini, kelihatan Encik Eugene Yap sedang berbual-bual dengan Encik Abdul Hadi yang kedua-duanya sememangnya tidak asing dalam arena sukan negara kita. Encik Eugene merupakan coach pasukan Basketball negara, Malaysia.Baru-baru ini Encik Eugene telah berjaya mengharumkan nama negara setelah pasukan bimbingannya meraih emas dalam acara bola keranjang di Sukan Olimpik 2020.Ia merupakan emas pertama buat negara setelah sekian lama menunggu. Encik Hadi pula telah melonjakkan namanya sendiri sebagai pemain golf nombor 2 dunia, satu tangga di bawah adiknya. Beliau telah menggunakan kemahiran Add Mathsnya untuk menentukan koordinat serta kebarangkalian apabila bermain golf.Untuk pengetahuan semua, Encik Hadi masih lagi membujang dan segala gossip liar yang di lemparkan kepadanya adalah palsu belaka.
Di meja utama kelihatan Datin Raja Nor Liyana bersama suaminya, seorang eksekutif di syarikat telekomunikasi (017) utama dunia. Datin Raja ketika ini merupakan aktivis masyarakat yang membantu golongan wanita ditindas. Turut serta di meja yang sama kelihatan model terkenal dunia, Saudari Ainul Yakin. Beliau sedang berbincang bersama peguam yang juga merupakan rakan sekelasnya, Saudara Syed Zain mengenai kontrak terbaru rangkaian kosmetik yang ditawarkan kepadanya. Saudara Syed Zain sememangnya dikenali sebagai ‘Peguam Berbisa’ kerana berjaya dalam hampir kesemua kes yang dikendalikannya. Kes terbaru membabitkan penyelewengan Peperiksaan Matematik SPM yang di syaki dibocorkan demi kepentingan diri sendiri oleh sesetengah pihak.
Di atas pentas kelihatan dua jejaka kacak tetapi berumur sedang ber’jamming’ bersama-sama. Seorang merupakan Pyrotechnician atau lebih spesifik lagi sebagai pakar bom terkenal, Encik Alif Ahmad. Beliau yang berpakaian serba hitam di majlis ini kelihatan mengajar anaknya bermain gitar.Bersama beliau adalah Encik Edris Fahim,seorang jurutera perisian komputer. Permintaan yang begitu tinggi terhadap kepakarannya, membolehkan Encik Edris memperoleh pendapatan berjuta ringgit setahun. Namun demikian, beliau masih lagi mengamalkan cara hidup sederhana tanpa secalit rasa nerd dalam diri beliau. Encik Timothy yang baru sahaja pulang dari Geneva pula sedang berbual bersama Encik Hatta Hakimi. Encik Timothy telah menerima hadiah Nobel dalam bidang kimia setelah membuktikan kehadiran metil-heksena dalam liquid paper boleh membawa maut.
Di sebuah penjuru,beberapa orang doktor pakar negara, sedang saling bertukar-tukar pendapat dan pengetahuan. Bekas Ketua Murid SMKTTDI 2000, Dr Mohd Rafeek Ismail,seorang pakar bedah, Dr Zurina Omar pakar anestetik, Dr Shafina Radiah pakar psikiatri dan Dr Felicia Oh yang membuka klinik dan makmal radiografi di serata dunia. Sedang menjamu selera pula Puan Ida Suriani, seorang pereka dalaman. Beliau telah pun mereka hias pelbagai landmark negara seperti Istana Negara, Pusat Dagangan Dunia Putra dan beberapa hotel bertaraf lima bintang.Di sebelahnya,Puan Nawal Rafeza seorang arkitek berjaya dan telah mendapat pengiktirafan sebagai arkitek terbaik di Malaysia bersempena dengan Persidangan Seni Bangunan Sedunia.
Di meja bersebelahan,Ketua Wanita MCA, Datin Alice Tan bersama dengan Datuk Amelia Yeoh, Setiausaha Agung United Nations sedang berbicara hal politik dunia. Begitu juga dengan Datuk Nicholas Lee, jurucakap keamanan (spokesperson) di Pertubuhan Bangsa-Bangsa Bersatu. Namun, Datin Seri Dr Azlynn Ardilla, isteri kepada Perdana Menteri Malaysia lebih rela bergossip bersama entrepreneur berjaya, Puan Nur Farah Abdullah yang telah pun membuka cawangan FFC (Farah’s Fried Chicken) yang ke-1000 pada minggu lepas.
Encik Dinesh, pemenang kesemua Hindi Awards yang membabitkan dirinya, dalam Pesta Filem Bollywood terpaksa membatalkan temujanjinya bersama produser filem di Mumbai, India semata-mata kerana ingin bersua semula dengan rakan lamanya Encik Liew Way Kiat. Encik Way Kiat, seorang pengarah urusan syarikat penerbitan filem dokumentari dan dokumentari terbarunya memaparkan beberapa fosil dinosaur yang telah dijumpai dan digelar ‘Barney’. Spekulator matawang asing terkenal, Tan Sri Albert Tan juga turut hadir di majlis reunion ini.Pengasas fahaman Kiasunisme ini sedang dalam proses membuktikan bahawa kepercayaannya itu dapat membantu negara mengatasi krisis ekonomi negara yang melanda pada tahun 2015 lalu. Beliau bukan sahaja membantu menstabilkan ekonomi negara tetapi juga ekonomi negara luar. Chairman Perusahaan Otomobil Nasional (PON), Tan Sri Zohair Akmal dan pemegang syer terbesar syarikat hartanah, Tan Sri Ahmad Fadhly sedang sibuk membincangkan projek yang bernilai berjuta-juta ringgit. Pembinaan kilang itu dikatakan akan memberi pulangan yang lumayan kepada kedua-duanya. Encik Hazwan,seorang pereka lama web terkemuka telah pun mencipta nama di peringkat antarabangsa apabila laman web yang diusahakannya mendapat tempat di hati semua lapisan masyarakat terutamanya golongan pemuda.
Puan Malinder Kaur,jurutera telekomunikasi terbaik di Malaysia bersama Puan Teh Nor Aliaa sedang sibuk berbual-bual.Puan Teh Nor Aliaa telah menubuhkan Syarikat ‘Switch’ yang telah menjadi jam rasmi sempena Sukan Olimpik 2020 khususnya dalam arena renang.Beliau mendapat inspirasi untuk membuka syarikat ini setelah berkahwin dengan Ian Thorpe Jr, perenang kebangsaan negara.Turut serta, Datuk Ungku Izmin Farah, Menteri Perpaduan Masyarakat.Beliau sedang berusaha gigih dalam membantu menyatupadukan rakyat setempat.Beliau turut dibantu oleh Puan Susan, seorang ‘Missionary’. Beliau banyak membantu dalam menjaga kebajikan rakyat terutamanya kanak-kanak terabai.
Begitulah kiranya majlis Reunion bekas para pelajar 5 Alpha sesi 2000. Majlis yang diserikan dengan kehadiran ramai ahli perniagaan, Menteri-menteri, dan golongan professional ini bukanlah untuk berbangga ataupun bermegah diri. Tapi hanyalah sekadar secalit kejayaan bekas pelajar 5 Alpha hasil bimbingan dan tunjuk ajar guru-guru SMKTTDI.
Reminisance 5 Alpha
I don't know which crystal ball the writer(s) referred to but apart from "Datin Raja Nor Liyana bersama suaminya...." section, everything else is pretty much hogwash. But prophetic messages was not the intention of this article. It is meant to be more of a symbolism of our teenage optimism towards our future lives; happy, prosperous and still being somewhat united. Lets try to keep it that way.
Okay, ball is on your court, 5 Beta 2K.
Okay, ball is on your court, 5 Beta 2K.
Friday, November 9, 2007
Why do people visit our blog
Hey guys,
I found some interesting stuff while looking over the stats for this blog. While looking at the search terms that got people redirected to this blog, I got a few terms which I thought was amusing. If you can't see the screen capture above clearly, click on it for the full size view.
Look at the one right on top. Someone searched for "pck cheating wife other digging your nose". Weird one. And if isn't obvious enough, this guy originated from our neighbor down south.
The thing that got me amused was how Google displayed our blog in their search results when some horny people were looking for some material to......well, to do whatever horny people do in front of their computers. "cerita ghairah", "video sex 5minit" and "guys whanking". Ewww. How is our website related in any ways to these search terms. Did anyone of you secretly posted your encounters yang menghairahkan on this blog? Did Rajen upload his "personal videos" (if you know what i mean) on this blog? I think we all deserve some answers here.
Then there are some less ordinary searches like "melayu lelaki" and "what do tigers eat". As for the former, it must be some girl (or guy) looking for relationship/dating partners. I'd suggest he/she try some real dating sites for that. Or it could be some researcher genuinely doing some research on melayu lelaki.
As for the latter, why is that fella so interested in what WE eat? Mosin lah. And also B.A.B.I for the Master.
That's all for now folks. Live long and prosper. \\//_
I found some interesting stuff while looking over the stats for this blog. While looking at the search terms that got people redirected to this blog, I got a few terms which I thought was amusing. If you can't see the screen capture above clearly, click on it for the full size view.
Look at the one right on top. Someone searched for "pck cheating wife other digging your nose". Weird one. And if isn't obvious enough, this guy originated from our neighbor down south.
The thing that got me amused was how Google displayed our blog in their search results when some horny people were looking for some material to......well, to do whatever horny people do in front of their computers. "cerita ghairah", "video sex 5minit" and "guys whanking". Ewww. How is our website related in any ways to these search terms. Did anyone of you secretly posted your encounters yang menghairahkan on this blog? Did Rajen upload his "personal videos" (if you know what i mean) on this blog? I think we all deserve some answers here.
Then there are some less ordinary searches like "melayu lelaki" and "what do tigers eat". As for the former, it must be some girl (or guy) looking for relationship/dating partners. I'd suggest he/she try some real dating sites for that. Or it could be some researcher genuinely doing some research on melayu lelaki.
As for the latter, why is that fella so interested in what WE eat? Mosin lah. And also B.A.B.I for the Master.
That's all for now folks. Live long and prosper. \\//_
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
my darkest Secret..... :)
i figured that it's bout time for you guys
to know what i've been doin all these while..
so behold the truth.
so do tell your frens bout me..
im actually the real Mawi official impersonator.
i often replaces him for functions..or
becomes his body double for movies...
i was 1st option before Vin Diesel....it's really me..
u can tell by that muscular arm..
I was Blade Mawi...
I'm Koala Mawi...come gimme Hug...
I'm Your Doctor.. call me when ur in Heat..
I'm Mr. Fantastic...
We shot this at Rome...apparently..
My 1st Kung Fu movie...they want me to Hustle..
i've work with the beautifool Miss Angie Jolie
lastly..
Me against Brother Samy....
may the best man wins.
you guys can call me for shows.. booked me at mawikool@koolmawi.com
Mawi World!! Big Up!!
fuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!
to know what i've been doin all these while..
so behold the truth.
so do tell your frens bout me..
im actually the real Mawi official impersonator.
i often replaces him for functions..or
becomes his body double for movies...
i was 1st option before Vin Diesel....it's really me..u can tell by that muscular arm..
I was Blade Mawi...
I'm Koala Mawi...come gimme Hug...
I'm Your Doctor.. call me when ur in Heat..
I'm Mr. Fantastic...
We shot this at Rome...apparently..
My 1st Kung Fu movie...they want me to Hustle..
i've work with the beautifool Miss Angie Jolielastly..
Me against Brother Samy....may the best man wins.
you guys can call me for shows.. booked me at mawikool@koolmawi.com
Mawi World!! Big Up!!
fuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
My Adventure in London...
you guys sure won't believe me if i tell you that....
So here's the proof...
have a nice day..
So here's the proof...have a nice day..
tacky yet unrefined.
http://inventorspot.com/articles/axe_effect_7813
im lazy to link each picture. but these are bloody cheeky ads.
im lazy to link each picture. but these are bloody cheeky ads.
Monday, November 5, 2007
My Dream Part 4...
Radio: ~ Sey Y'all..Sean Rajen....
You're way tooo Beautifool Girl... ~
Eugene: Rajen..rajen...u ok not?
Rajen opens his eyes..slowly...everything around him spins.. stars everywhere...
Rajen : Huh..uhhh....
Rajen goes back to coma.
A magic hour shot of the sun horizontally sinking into the sea somewhere in Klang...
How do i know?
i can tell by the signage there..it's says 'Selamat Datang To West Port,Klang'...
there's no one around.the surrounding was quiet.you can hear even a drop of pin from miles away.the whole place is dead silent. i wonder why.
to add to my horror..What The F**# am i doing in a Red Dress?and holding a Cangkul?
Long Blonde Hair?
wtf!! aiyooo..this damm dream is getting fucking crappy....whatever la...
so....
i can barely walk..my body can't perform like it use to..maybe it's lack of pork or
i dunno what..but i'm pretty sure it's the absence of B.A.B.I. serum in my system
that causes the whole body slow issue..
i slowly make my way thru the hall way.. actually the whole horizon thingy is that i'm looking at the wallpaper in the hall way...hehe...i was there at the hallway since the beginning..
i simply talk cock from the opening..hahaha...aiya..have to make it a bit exciting maa...
and so, as i walk along the corridor..i can hear footsteps following me...sounds of someone breathing heavily..the footsteps actually follows my tempo.
~ Kiri,Kiri,Kiri,Kanan,Kiri...~
...but i can't be bothered...all i wana do is just to get the **** out from this freaky place.. i walked pass this room....it says ' DO Not Disturb' ..
u know la..being a chindian 1/2 of me didn't bother wana check it out..the other 1/2 says the opposite thing....so i stick my ear to the door.... DAMMM!!!
The door Opens!!!!
Everyone : Surprise!!!! Fuuhhhh!!! HAppy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to you..
Happy Birthday to Rajen...happy Birthday to you!!...Fuuuuuuu!!!!!
(ppl blowing horn and whistles..)
Rajen : Huh?what's goin on man...
Eugene : it's ur birthday la.. what else?
Rajen : Ei..u dah kahwin ah?
Eugene : Not yet la...still got 1 year to go...
Rajen : Pheww...i tot i'd missed it....
The Black Brothers (Dinesh,Yudhish) : Dey Thambi!!! Happy Birthday Vaartukel!!!
listen up,listen up y'all... this is d R to tha A to Tha J.E.N 's bday!!! give it up!!!!!to my homeboy!!!
Rajen : Ei fua..what happened to them? asal so nigga wan?
Fua : Dunno..dont ask me.. see how la.. (walk off mysteriously)
Rajen : ?? ..... why fua so sedih liddat...
Lam : Shhhhh.....sensitive..don't talk..
Rajen : Asal lak...
Lam : dude...we all dowana end up goin to Langkawi like last time again ok...
Rajen : K K...my bad...so,whats the plan for eugene's wedding? my car is goin to be done in less than 2 months time..hehe..
Lam : i dunno man..u all do the planning la..i need to spend time with Val la...
Rajen : Tiu!!! as usual la..new toy...hehe..kena layan sikit.. (oooopps :)
Extra 1 : Hey Rajen!!you're my idol..i love you man!! you rock!!!! (walk off)
Hot Chick 1 : Hey Babe..you wana do me tonite? im at room 34.
Rajen : No thanks..i'm Taken ...
Hot Chick 1: Screw you! go fuck urself!
Black Brothers : Dey!!wachap wachap!! why u turn down the PurPLe Bag Girl?shorty look so fine and shit...what's wrong witchu man...gila ka macha!!!
Rajen : chill la..bro , I'm a changed man!! I now follow the way of the Buddha.. ommmmm.....
neway.. how come i dress in red and got a cangkul?
Black Brothers : Dunno la dey... this morning we spike you..then the rest we left Way kiat to handle you..
Rajen : GULP!.. mahai..u left me with Way kiat?!! what were you guys thinking man?
aiyo..habisla.. no wonder my i feel a bit sore.. summo u all know that he's a fan of Brokeback...
Extra 2 : Hey Hensem..boleh berkenalan?
Rajen : TAK BOLEH!! Bukan Gay!! sorry! pi call no. Nie..dia GAY .. - 012 368 3684..
Extra 2 : Tx Bang...
Rajen : Who organize the party wan? how come half of these ppl i tak kenal wan?
Yudhish : Duncan apparently...
Rajen : HUH!! no wonder la...... but how come? i don't understand? what am i missing?
why? Tiuniaseng!!
Hot Chick 2 : Hey.....
Rajen : Shut Up! Zip it!! shooo....shooo.. Eh,nick..y so quiet..
Nick : I'm just chillin. Aight mate. (smokin's a joint)
Rajen : So how was ur roadtrip and bday?
Nick : it's cool..s'all good..yo i got ta be goin man... you stay cool bitch..
(That's how The GrandMaster Tiger talks)
Duncan : Hey~ rajen my man..drop the beat..drop it baby..
Rajen : WTF is wrong with you man?!
Rajen Bitchslap duncan sepuas - puasnya...
Duncan : ai yak... TAi Lo soli ah.. now i talk normal.. soli soli....so the paaati how? ok ah boss?
you happy mmm happy?.......
to be continue..... that's all for now.my brain dah K.O
ciaozu.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
happybirthday NICK!!!!!
hey nick ,
Happy Birthday man.. welcome to the 24-year old club.... at last you're in... one of the last one to join ...ahahah..
so how's your birthday there??
Cerita sikit!!!
Happy Birthday man.. welcome to the 24-year old club.... at last you're in... one of the last one to join ...ahahah..
so how's your birthday there??
Cerita sikit!!!
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