I Got a Better One

From Dinesh's pile of photos.
Guess who is the bugger and who is the buggee.

Minum sampai mabuk!!

A shave for Rajen aka howsyourmother? Probably not.

Can I be a Si Sepet like Ong??

No I'm not a Si Sepet! Look at my big eyes!!

Cute.

Aiyo!!!

Sorry, but I'm not going to pay myself out on my own post :)

Hahah check this out!! These pictures were taken on the 10th July 2003 - 2 days before me and the others left for Australia for the first time. We decided to have drinks at my place that night after a massive steamboat meal with everyone else. It was a good but pretty messy night. Enjoy.

Strip?

Alright boys (and girl- there's only one girl lioness here, right? We should probably fix that.) since we're posting up songs and pictures, I've a tricky one here for you guys to figure out. Do you know who this is?? Actually, its easy to a certain extent, but please do make guesses as comments to keep things fun. No hints. Just analyze the picture.

I've got an amazing song which makes you realize what he's actually singing about at the end of it (Nick - you'll know this song. Me and Praveen are going to see them live on Saturday) but I wont put it up as of yet. I'll leave that for my next post.

Enjoy the picture :)

On the Lioness Reflects !

Hello One and All,

I was going to type a comment on Greg's post but I could actually remember the whole song. So I figured this deserves to be a post on its own.

Ais Kacang

Ais Kacang x2,
Bila cuaca panas and rasa dahaga,
Singgah sebentar ais kacang di minta,
Susu and jagung , kacang dan leko,air gula berwarna,
Campur semua, enak rasanye, kegemaran kita semua !

Oh btw my Edinburgh League softball page has been updated check this out :
http://www.softball.org.uk/index.php?LEAGUESITE_MAN_OP=viewteam&module=leaguesite&PHPWS_MAN_ITEMS[]=54


Go Gritters !

With Love and Light
The Lioness xoxo

talk about OLD skool...remember this guy?

Vanilla Ice - To The Extreme (1990)



Ice Ice BABY!
by Vanilla Ice


All right STOP...

...collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
I’m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull’s eye, the kid don’t play

If there was a problem, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it!

Ice ice baby,
(Vanilla)
Ice ice baby;
(Vanilla)
Ice ice baby,
(Vanilla)
Ice ice baby,
(Vanilla)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin’
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I’m cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they’re not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal

And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I’m on a roll and it’s time to go solo

Rollin’ in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, waving just to say hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I’m heading to the next block

That block was dead YO
so I continued to A-1-A Beachfront Ave.

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous ’cause I’m out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla wit' a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they’re so full of eight balls

Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- all I heard were shells

Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper, the avenue’s packed
I’m trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, you know what I mean?
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends

If there was a problem, you, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice ice baby,
(Vanilla)
Ice ice baby;
(Vanilla)
Ice ice baby,
(Vanilla)
Ice ice baby,
(Vanilla)

Take heed, ’cause I’m a lyrical poet
Miami’s on the scene just in case you didn’t know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
’cause my style’s like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade,
slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade
so fast, other djs say,
"Damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I’d sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it’s time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice

If there was a problem, yo -- I’ll solve it!
Check out the hook while dee-shay revolves it.

Ice ice baby,
(Vanilla)
Ice ice baby;
(Vanilla)
Ice ice baby,
(Vanilla)
Ice ice baby,
(Vanilla)

Yo man -- let’s get out of here!

Word to your mother!

yeahhh...word to ur mother man!!!.....wahahahahahaha..fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Do you remember the time?

Wow, the pictures really brings back lots of good old memories about our young, innocent days. Remember the days when:

• We had chocolate milk sold to us in cartons with the name "Program Susu Sekolah"?
• We learn cool and cute songs like Tiga Sekawan, Bapaku Pulang Dari Kota, Gelang Sipaku Gelang, Jong Jong Inai and Lenggang Kangkung?
• We had a music teacher who like to taunt us and call us Bangau?
• We ate 50 sen plate of Nasi Lemak which to us, tasted not too bad back then?
• We collected bottle caps to play?
• We collected erasers(especially those with flag of nations) to play, and winner takes all?
  
• We wasted math exercise book on a stupid game called "Conquer"?
• We had a subject called Alam dan Manusia?
• The pengawas dresses in purple? ewwww. (dinesh, fua,.....who else?)
• We played pepsi cola, galah panjang, kejar-kejar, and that 6 squares game we have to hop. What is it called?
• We had Tulisan classes where we have to write repeatedly on a exercise book with red, blue, blue & red margins.
• We had numbered exercise books; 1(wide margins), 2(big boxes), 3(half blank, half margins), 4(forgot), 5(Tulisan), 7(standard margins), 8(standard boxes), 9(blank pages), forgot what 10-13 is, 14(margins on alternate pages).

Last but not least, remember the school song? OMG I do!

SKTTDI, SKTTDI
Sekolah kita tercinta
Berazam belajar, rajin dan berusaha
Akhirnya kita 'kan berjaya
Marilah berikrar semoga berjaya
Marilah bersatu, berusaha
Demi mencapai kejayaan negara
Untuk kebaikan kita bersama
Kami pelajar setia
Berbagai bangsa dan budaya
Sama berlumba, sama berjasa
Pada bangsa dan negara
Ke arah bahagia berbakti bersama
Amalkan disiplin sentiasa
Bergerak maju membina negara
SK Taman Tun Dr Ismail bahagia

Hey I don't really remember SMKTTDI's school song. Anybody does?

EDIT:

Nick says exercise book number 6 is the music book. And now i remember book number 4 is one where lines divide the page into six sections, for drawing presumably.

kickin it OLD school.

3 mutiara, skttdi 1, before the schools split. the pic is too damn small to recognize anyone i know. not even myself. but i posted it just so everyone can remember that were young little snots once upon a time. Wei tigers, what classes were YOU in std 3?
awesome times.

imej imej lapuk

klia. i tgh chow pergi US. most of the tigers are present. where the hell was yudhis?
pukimak.

This is from ZOO NEGARA website.

you fcuking stupid bunch of morons!!!

kita semua kacak kan?

this picture was taken 5 years back i think, just before i was about to leave for the states.

5 years is a hella long time!

i've uploaded loads of new pictures of you guys..to my picasa..

I'm not sure if you guys can leave a comment or captions or not... if it's possible , please feel free to just add in any caption you want...

http://picasaweb.google.com/jasonlamfookchung

check out the ' priceless moments ' album

RM3k enough???

Just got this from an email..... most of you guys earns more than this already.. but that's not the point... the point is , it's just plain crazy...

Let's do some simple calculations here.
In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month (where father
works, mother doesn't). I understand there are many families whose monthly
income does not reach RM3,000, but, to make things simple, let's take
RM3,000 as the figure. Ok *lah*, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and
1 son. *
Ngam-ngam* … *

Calculation starts...*

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater … ok?)

Phone bill (* Telekom*): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons…?)

Papa *makan */ *teh-tarik* during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 … can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga *aeroback*, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap *meh*? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough *ah*?)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so... No *Astro*, no movie @ cinema, no DVD,
no CD, no online, cannot KFC, cannot McDonald, cannot go Park walk during
weekend (petrol expensive), no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and
etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... *WALAO EH!* Shit! RM3,610 already…
EPF *belum potong*, income tax *lagi*........*oledi* RM3,610 ...

How to survive *lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian *???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?
How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and
study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of *
rakyat* Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? *Inilah Malaysia Boleh*... Sorry... it should be *Malaysians
Boleh* , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Sepet - yamcha session

ONE EVENING AT A MAMAK STALL………

Jason & Orked have just come out of the cinema after
seeing ZOMBI KG PISANG. Orked belanja Jason because
pirate DVD selling now having problems. So, no more
love at first sight happenings at pasar malam. Jason &
Orked head for their favourite mamak stall.

JASON: ZOMBI KG PISANG best! I like the parody genre.

ORKED: Wah, you also know, ah - parody?

JASON: Sure-lah! My hero, P Ramlee also made parody, -
ALI BABA BUJANG LAPOK.

ORKED: Never knew that! I thought that one comedy.

JASON: You also like some entertainment writers, ah,
dunno genre? Comedy & parody different, mah but look
almost the same. ALI BABA almost banned last time.
They had to do re-dub 3 days before the release date
on Hari Raya day in Singapore.

ORKED: Wah, you also historian, ah? Which part
sensitive?

JASON: Where the rich man ask the robber chief to rob
him., so that he don’t have to pay income tax. The
original dialogue too direct.

ORKED: What other films parody?

JASON: All Mamat Khalid’s films: LANG BUANA, ROCK, MAN
LAKSA, ZOMBI KG PISANG.

ORKED: What is this parody, ah?

JASON: Make fun of people without hurting them. Also
homage to other films, copying some of the things and
then subverting them. Very funny for people who can
see all the references., like SCARY MOVIE, AIRPORT.
Mamat the only local guy who specializes in parody.
Haven’t got SPM, mah, but also got otak. Parody also
involve sarcasm. Also many kind of irony – General
Irony, Romantic Irony, Dramatic Irony, Impersonal
Irony – all kinds-lah.

ORKED: Like that one, ah? So all the characters in
ZOMBI KG PISANG based on real people, ah? They can see
themselves or not?

JASON: If can, ah, our film industry improve long ago!
The character Awie plays in the movie – that one,
Mamat Khalid-lah! He got bitten by a zombie, almost
turn into a zombie but managed to prevent it. That
one, ah, show Mamat involved in the industry - like
all the other zombies, er, directors – but he managed
not to become like them, all making silly movies. In
JOGHO, U-Wei also showed himself being in jail at the
beginning of the film. The camera floats on him for a
while. U-Wei come back from New York, study film, but
got stuck in time warp making film in Malaysia. Very
subtle, one! Shumi also say similar thing in LAYAR
LARA.

ORKED: I think, ah, that sup ekor babi you took before
the movie warp your brain! Where got audience can see
all that one?

JASON: Can see or cannot see, up to audience-lah. If
got otak, sure can see one! But our films now, ah, all
make audience stay at low level mentality. Make enjoy
only - laugh, laugh, cry, cry, scream, scream! Why our
producers want to maintain this level?
Capitalists- lah, only money in their brain! Forget
about budaya, bangsa dan negara! How to make local
audience minds rise so that film graduates who come
out from University can make better films - and create
a real Malaysian Cinema? Now only got Malaysian
Wayang. So, I Tanya you, we want to have karyawan or
orang-orang cari makan? Huh, huh? Fifty years Merdeka
but the mind not Merdeka yet!

ORKED: Hoo, big words. Big p…. Ooops, mencemar budaya!
So the guy acting as attendant in ZOMBI KG PISANG,
who, ah? Cannot figure out-lah.

JASON: Okay, I test you. He wear uniform, he sing a
song, he sit in an office, alone, then talk to
himself. He also one of the illegal toxic waste
throwers.

ORKED: (Coyly). I’ll tell you but what’s it worth?

JASON: (Whispers something in her ear & grins).

ORKED: (Shocked). Oi, you Cina, mau matikah?! If the
king of the zombie find out, you’re dead meat! But
you’re cute, so I let it pass. Okay, I answer the
question. (Thinks, then her eyes widen). Fuyoo!! It’s
someone who thinks he is very important to the
industry! Don’t want to say-lah who! I sure go inside
one! He supposed to help industry but also corrupting
it, ah?

JASON: Bingo! How about the bus driver who become
zombie?

ORKED: Our industry, ah, anyone can become director,
producer, writer, cinematographer, actor. Towkay ikan,
even mamak nasi kandar also can. Okay, the guy who
suddenly appear – Inspektor Chinhon played by Lan Pet
Pet, who that one?

JASON: Easy, close one eye can tell you.

ORKED: Don’t close. You already sepet, afterwards fall
in the drain!

JASON: Eh, Tuhan kasi sepet, tau? Cannot complain,
masuk neraka. That guy, ah, someone who suddenly
became director. Never heard of him, suddenly came
from nowhere. This case, ah, terlepas pandang-lah!
What to do? He think he so great, make fun of other
directors, ask them to see his film, learn how to make
film from him. But what happen? In the end, people
find out he’s cuckoo – in the film, I mean! So our
film industry, ah, like village growing bananas-lah –
like the banana currency during Japanese occupation.
Jaguh kampong only. How to go global? That’s why
called Kampong Pisang.

ORKED: DV filmmakers already global, what?

JASON: No-lah! Their film not in Bahasa Malaysia, also
no violence, no slapstick, no comedy, no Mat Rempit,
all very grim. Don’t show Petronas Twin Towers, only
show rubber trees, toilet, back lane, hotel room, eat
noodle all the time, look blankly for 5 minutes at the
wall. Got one story, ah - woman run away, then they
discover she got husband, also many lovers. This one
okay.* But Malaysia not like that one. Malaysia happy
place! All races happy! Can buy house, Can buy car.
Can buy saham. Got all kind of food. Malaysia truly
Asia. (Bows repeatedly). Welcome to Malaysia, Akira
san! Haven’t forgotten your grand dad who cut off many
heads with samurai sword! Arigato! Atok! Atok!

ORKED: Hei, I thought only Malays got latah? You also,
ah?

JASON: I’m Peranakan. Got Malay blood, what.

ORKED: Okay, okay, what about the Que Haidar
character?

JASON: There’s one guy, ah, make a lot of film tapi
gertak saja. Newspaper give a lot of publicity, tapi
dia punya filem tak sampai mana!

ORKED: The young guy with the shotgun? That one Mamat
Khalid’s son-lah. Why he shoot the zombies? The zombie
give salam, what?

JASON: Message! Message! Only way for the new
generation filmmakers to get rid of the present guys
making films – shoot them with elephant gun! Oops,
sensitive! But also got another guy giving message.
The chief of the zombie giving advice to other
zombies.

ORKED: That one I know! The leader of a certain
organization – maybe society-lah - talking to the
members using 1950s Malay film dialogue: ‘Zombi-zombi
sekalian. Yang tua mesti hormat yang muda. Yang muda
mesti hormat yang tua.’ The nice looking chair signify
his position. He is old-timer. But he dunno time for
him to vacate the chair. Don’t haunt us anymore-lah!
Retire and go play with your grandchildren- lah! Aiyaa,
how to improve like this?

The mamak owner of the stall, who has been eyeing them
for some time, comes over.

MAMAK: I say, gentleman and lady, you drink 2 glass
teh tarik, sit for 2 hours, ah, how can? Business
rosaklah ini macam.

JASON: Mamak, you ever think of going into
filmmaking?

MAMAK: (Ponders). Well, I like U-Wei’s objective,
unsentimental approach, Mansor Puter’s post-modernism,
Hishamuddin Rais’s symbolic representations and Yasmin
Ahmad’s multi-racial, social-realism commentaries… ..

JASON: What about mainstream films like comedies,
romance, horror……?

The mamak starts laughing uncontrollably, rolls on the
ground, still laughing. Two of his staff carry him
away, still laughing.

ORKED: Well, that answers your question!

JASON: Everybody’s a film critic. I won’t
underestimate another mamak again!

On the Lioness's Virginal Post

Hello Tigers and other subjects,

Rajen has requested that I write something. I did want to start off with an insight to my life here with pictures etc, but am really busy this month as auditing period approaches. Not accounting auditing, Quality Auditing!!! Tomorrow I'm going out of Edinburgh to 3 different client's place to have a chat with them on Equal Opportunities Policy.

I'm going to have a chat with 3 guys and lets hope they are all fit! My company's core business is quite boring so I have to keep my self entertained some how.

One of them is very young (20) hmhhhh fresh meat !!! The other is late 20's and the other is a senior positioned person. I work in a male dominated environment which suits me very well. All our clients are 99.9% male and we get the odd female to liaise with.

Tomorrow is my softball team's first game. We are called the 'Gritters' and were in the Edinburgh Softball League Division 2. We are a new team. I'm the catcher. I'm always cold because these smart people play when its freaking 8 degrees. Half way through the game I usually cant move my hands or even make facial gestures. The team were playing against is called 'JC Space Cadets'.

At this very moment my landlord is home so I cant get the heating on. For 2 reasons:-

a) Landlord is not feeling cold

b) Its Spring (yeah maybe in London but not here !!!)

as if !!! Edinburgh only has one weather and it is cold !

So .... I have my woolly pyjamas, woolly robe , scarf and socks. Few hours ago I had my ski cap on.

That's all for now.

With Love and Light

The Lioness xoxo

Choooseeee....

I've got another interesting 'article' from one of the website i frequent... i'm not sure if it's from somewhere.. some movie or something... but here it is...

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life...

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s**t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

advise your friends please... especially the emo ones...

i think it's a damn good advise... don't cut cut but never die... buat kecoh ... ' i tried to kill myself... but i didnt die...' ... CUT DEEPER DAMNIT!!!!... make it count..

Off to the States!!

Guys, my first post.
Its more of a notice.
I'm leaving for Chicago tonight. Big big business deal to close. So take care n don't miss me too much yea. Keep the blogs coming n don't talk cock sing song too much yea. I'll be back the following Tuesday.

Nick, Greg.. if u guys happen to be in Chicago, give me a call yea. :)

Peace..

Notice: Spam

Weh our blog starting to kena spam already. Must do something about it.

quote by...

Aauuuummmm.....yo! just had a yamcha session with the other tigers..probably it's the best session for this week...nothing much besides the standard routine..talk cock sing song..discussing/troubleshoot someone's "problem" is our best specialty.during the session, ONE genius tiger came up with a quote.....

"No matter how hard the METAL is , if you burn it at the right temperature , it will surely melt" - Master Tiger. 28/04/2007

ei....i need to copyright this qoute la..how?

barney is baccccckkkk!!!!

woi!

PURPLE TIGER IS BACK MAAAAAAN


wtf wt this tiger gay shit going on...
brokeback anyone?

u got that right black tiger, i know u enjoy it when i say this ... fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yooooooooooooooo <--- Master