a beginning of an awesome adventure!

a beginning of an awesome adventure!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

kena. kau. kau.

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

im hungry


whats the easiest food to make that best reminds you of kl?

for those wankers in kl, go yum char and tell me lah. lapar lah.

i was thinking of cooking some hawker dish and inviting some friends over to makan.

Oh, and theres a couple of malaysian restaurants here - so im not THAT deprived. Anyone else abroad with malaysian restaurants?

Saturday, September 22, 2007

My Dream.. Part 3..perhaps..

An opening shot of a ray of light penetrating the between the curtains..the room is heavily smoked...a soft breeze of wind is blowing and camera track out slowly revealing... a bunch of tigers smoking BONG in Rajen's crib. Hand held camera to pick up shots of the Masters Mansion...

We cut to footages of old classic car..and add a crossfade transition to actual present times..here we see camera slowly pan down from ceiling above to eye level,revealing Rajen with his 1st vintage car.. an Opel Manta 1974. 17inch chrome rim,solid black thug color and chromed all over..aparently this Lil' monster can go up to 200mph!!! No shit! can hit from 0-100 in 2.67sec.
*it's tested and proven and certified by the certain Jabatan.(no name mention)......

Abrupted..(eugene is shaking rajen's head vigorously)

Eugene: Fucker la you..i tot this is about me?....

Rajen: tiu! dam potong...chilla.. i'll slowly get to ur part wan..

Eugene: dude..i'm damm lost la..who's mandy? nina? even Lick Knee is confused...
Ooooo.. izit the.....

Rajen immediately mencelah..

Rajen: Shhhhhhhhh.....

Eugene: !!!? shhhh..shh wut? u wana kencing?

Rajen: kencing your mother la.. sohai!! dun talk so loud..later they can hear..

Eugene: Who??? what?

camera will pull out from the top view of Rajen and Eugene..zoom out straight to the Satellite point of view..(something like 24) revealing that the conversation is monitored by a group
of Bloggers...

Rajen: (whispering)dude..it's not safe to talk here...come,come..we go to my panic room.

Eugene:(whispering) ok..

The 2 of them slowly crawls to the basement..

Eugene:(whispering) rajen..why u pulling my nuts?

Rajen: (whispering) oops..sorry..i tot its the door knob.

At the basement....

Rajen: What i'm about to tell you is highly,superly ,whateverly Confidential. you cannot tell anyone bout this k.if not , these certain tigers will whack me up.. :)

Rajen: mandy and nina is....... censored censored censored censored censored censored
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after 3minutes 42 secs.

Eugene: Fuyoh!!!! Respect la...but the fella dam paedophile rite...

Rajen : (muka maintain) what to do...he's our friend ma...but ok la...Mandy is quite cute according to my sources.. then Nina is not bad as well..

Eugene: So have you seen them?

Rajen: No la..they all simpan kow kow..duwana share..scared i salah cakap later...whahaahahahahahahaa

Eugene: Ahahahahahahahaha....sohai! last time oso i dam scared wana intro my friend to you..takut u simpy talk cock to them..

Rajen:No la..usually 1st meeting i won't tunjuk belang wan..oni after the 2nd or 3rd..then i'll start la...(so whoever you are(got 2 person invole)..it's safe to intro me to ur fren..cuz i'm a very nice fella)

Eugene: wahahahaha!!!!!!

Rajen: (laugh until terkentut!!) ok..ok.. so let's get back to my dream..

Eugene: Ahaha...ok..ok.. so where were we the last time? who's the next victim on the list?

please comment on who/what character you guy wish to read in Part 4. so that i can arrange my kutuking/bang nicely . there's a few more character character i have in mind that i want to introduce..but b4 i get to those..i wana finished up all the tigers 1st.. waiting for your feedback..


Starring: V_ _ _ _ _ as Mandy
Nina as herself
Rajen being Rajen
Eugene as Himself

Special Appearance: Nicholas Lee Cock Wee as Lick Knee

Now playing: Amy Winehouse - Best Friends
via FoxyTunes

Friday, September 21, 2007

holy crap! malaysian guy playing jazz standards.

plus, there are loads of other guitar malaysia clips.

On FLORIDA !!!! Part 1

Hello Beloved Tigers & Twiggy - coz she is very setia to us.

Since this blog is growing roots i best share my 2 cents news. I have booked my flights to Florida. This year I did not have a single holiday. In the UK its very important for people to have a holiday because our weather is so so so CRAPPY and this yr we did not have a summer.
Also I have my US visa that I paid so better make a trip.

For now very broke. I will update on where ill be going , where I will be staying, where in Florida coz Florida is huge people, etc etc....

Love and Light
The Lioness xoxo

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

eh, im still waiting for part 3.

and i still wanna know who nina is.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Friday, September 14, 2007

My lovely gift to y'all

yo!! i edited this last nite..it took me almost 4 hours to complete it..
i uploaded the streaming quality video cuz the size is only 12Mb..
if y'all want the Hi-Res wan..lemme know.
i'll try send it using yousendit..
watch til finish k..

- Rajen -

Thursday, September 13, 2007

On ambitions

Am ''menyahuting cabaran'' Lam and Nick to write about ambitions and growing up. Most of you guys know me as the fun and frisky Lioness but a woman's heart is like a deep ocean.

I know usually this blog is a fun cock talking blog which I love esp when Ra-Jen & Lam do Manta updates. So whilst still maintaining some mystery to my life am going release some.... ala bed times stories.

So ambitions for me while growing up looking back feels like one big lie. I feel life has cheated me simply because remember those 001 Brown cards that the teacher fills up every year from Std 1 - 7 yrs till Form 5 - 17yrs old) asking your 3 choice what do you want to be when you grow up.

Let just say no one puts HR in it ! No one says ''When I grow up I'm going to be a HR person!!!''

How I ended up doing HR is another story.

But my point is whenever I used to say what I really wanted to be I used to get strange looks not only by the teachers but also by people when posed the question.

Because it was a man worlds. Because Malaysia didn't have the facility for females also then you have the whole racial quota and since I come under ''others'', I have the least quota. Then at that time when I finished my O'Levels females in this industry in Malaysia or any South East Asian country didn't exist. But it does now. Sad right ! Then of course there was the whole scholarship, loan thing. Did I qualify............ No...............

But the fact is this whole school what you wanna be when you grow up thing is a good way for kids to grow up and realise that its a whole lie due to factors like colour, quota etc etc. unless you have ALOT of money.

So I ended being a HR person its not what I want to be but I/we usually don't get what we want out of life but we can try very hard to make the best out of it. As for my unachieved dream, I still have hopes and dreams to do it as a hobby when I strike the National Lotto.

Oh btw very touching incident. I rang Ra-Jen few days back he said I must come for Eugene's wedding. I said I cant come back twice a year he said ill sponsor your ticket. HEH WHAT A TOP CLASS FRIEND !!!!!!!!!! but me being me.............. I cant do that. Half- half maybe can HEHEHEH.

racist..cina on chindian.. :)

On one fine day where the tree is taller,the leaves is greener and the bird chirps chirpier....
One incident took place..where not many knows....
and it's goes something like this...

Gangster: Oi Rajen!! Pundek!!!

Rajen: Tiu lorr...(Fuck!!)

Gangster: Oi Chindia!! Bila mau kasi bayar saya punya hutang? Lu mau makan Helmet ka?!!

Gangster: Mahai!! you think i'm joking?
you run!! hiahhh..

Rajen: Hwachaaaaaaa...... ciao dude..

Helmet: Siiiuuuuu.......

Rajen: Hehe..sohai,where can kena...i champion 100meter wei!!

Rajen: Aiyakkkk!
Helmet: Toink! Tukk!

Rajen: .........zzzzzzz...i want mummy..
Helmet: krok,krokkk..



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1) The recent shooting of two people in Kuala Terengganu.
2) The reported gang clashes in Kuala Lumpur, Penang and Johore over the 50th Merdeka celebration holiday that resulted in a few deaths.
3) The Auditor-General’s report that revealed gross and blatant abuses and transgressions in the management of the peoples’ money involving billions of Ringgit.
4) The state of affairs in the Royal Malaysian Police where even the former IGP Tun Hanif Omar admitted that corruption is a serious problem.
5) The state of affairs in the judiciary where senior judges have been bypassed in many promotion exercises in favour of candidates with blemished records.
6) The breakdown of law and order and allegations by serving police officers, who have signed Statutory Declarations or Affidavits, that the organised crime syndicate is running the police force.
7) The dangerous and alarming racial and religious divide.
8) Abdullah Ahmad Badawi’s implication in the Oil-for Food scandal.
9) The need for electoral reforms as proven by the incidences of gerrymandering and phantom voters in the many general elections before this and which will continue and prevail in the next general election.

Our concern is not confined to just these nine issues above but suffice that these nine demonstrate the urgent need for this petition. The actual text of the petition will be properly worded to meet the protocol requirements of a letter that is addressed to The Agong but the spirit of the petition will encompass the above.

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Mohamad Shah Andrew bin Ibrahim

Nedd some ideas for Part 3..

Aummmm!!! greeting to all dudes and dudettes..

im still sourcing inspiration for my part 3..

please give some ideas on what location do you guys think it's good for the next dream to take place.urm.. yeah.. please provide me with some infos on what you guys are expecting for the next dream also..

for the characters..i've got plenty to be at my dispose...hahhaahahahah....

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

..... sigh.

Bag snatcher turns out to be policeman

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A thief chased and caught by a group of Malaysians after he snatched a woman's handbag turned out to be a policeman, a newspaper said Tuesday.

Bystanders gave chase on hearing the screams of a housewife at a coffee shop in Ipoh, capital of the northern state of Perak, when the thief grabbed her handbag, the New Straits Times said.

The man was taken to a police station, where a check of his identification papers showed he was a policeman.

Perak police chief Zulkifli Abdullah confirmed the suspect was a policeman, but declined further comment, saying police would investigate, the paper added.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

If all moms were so sporting...

This girl probably has the coolest mom ever. Err, watch it only if u're 18 and above.

Whoever the guy is, he is one lucky dude. Got a chic with such a cool mom and also willing to strip for him on camera.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

My Dream Part 2.

ok..in part 1 we were at Copacabana beach.. but now somehow we end up at another Magical places..but sadly no more ladies and beaches DAMMMMM...here goes..

This conversation took place between 0100 - 0200 , 18-08-20xx
Location : Up on a tree behind Nina's House,K.J

Wide shot of Camera comin down from top of the tree..creating a float feeling.
camera comes down to a branches..sees two figure dress in black...looking into someone's room..then we cut to a transition shot of a hand adjusting the Binocular...then cut to POV (point of view) from inside the Binocular..from de-focus to focus.
based on the given scenario and location..by this time you guys shud have figured it out.....
yup. we were just concern about Nina's safety! we are her Guardian Angels..

Rajen : woi woi...dun move..i cannot see la.

Eugene: Dude..im not moving at all...maybe if u stop whanking then it wont shake...

Rajen: huh?...ooohh..ahahah..over excited la.. u know la,Nina is dammmmmm hot maaa..think bout her oso can pitch my own tent edi..fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Eugene: ei..i tot we were at the beach just now? how come?

Rajen: Fucka cina ni banyak tanya la...dude..it's just a dream..dun have to be real..summo it's my DREAM!! not urs ok! tiu..ma lan fan...(rajen is paying 120% full concentration at Mandy's room)

Eugene: Hmmm..where were we just now?

Rajen: HOw the fuck i know...we start new topic la...

Eugene: Ei..why u become so mean and curse so much in this episode?it's not like u man...(eugene having flashback of how rajen volunteered helping out at YMCA,MIC and MCA,SPCA...etc.)

Rajen: tiu...uiyooo...the director ask me to do like this maa...WTF man!! i cannot help it..
later he wont let me act in his part 3 then how..?
Just follow the flow man...

Eugene: HUh? :x whateverla...

Director : CUTTTTT!!!Cutt!!cuttt Cutttttt!!!!!!

(all Lights On.here we see all the crew comes to the set..got some commotion goin on)

Director: Wtf! why u givin me shit like this?!I ask you guys to fucking follow the FUCKING script! so just fucking follow IT!! machau Hai.tiuniaseng.And NO whanking stories all!! ei..this is rated PG-13 la. and Rajen..u dun fucking mention me ok!! cibai..POTONGG u then u know!!!!

1st AD: So? u cool man?..chill la..it's just a dream man..dun be so serious. dun loose it man..keep cool...think bout ur manta.... oooshaaa....

Director: Can i squeeze your tits? i dammm stress....

1st AD: urmm..errr... ok,guys. all Back to One..Reset quickly. How's my Audio?

Audio Guy: Sounds good to me..

1st AD: Ok.. Roll Sound.

Audio Guy: Sound Speed.

1st AD : Camera Ready.

Camera Operator: Ready.

1st AD: Roll Camera.

Camera Operator: Rolling.

1st AD: Ok standby guys...on 3 - 2 - 1 andddddddd Actionnnnnnn.


ok that's all for this Episode... more to come next week.. pls comment for further progression.

all idea and concept by Rajen.

Starring - Nina as herself. :)

will include Nina's pic in next episode..

Rhumba thanks

Friday, September 7, 2007

childhood dream part 2?

sort of tak sambung, but you dont really mind right?

this is a response to Lams post regarding childhood aspirations.

when i was little, i wanted to be a policeman. cause i would have a gun and i could shoot at things.
when i was a teenager, i wanted to be a rockstar - cause rockstars are frickin awesome.
when i was leaving highschool, i wanted to be a industrial designer/engineer so i could build cool stuff. was thinking of robots too. (sama geng mechatronics with Lam)

while my first two aspirations didnt really pan out, i think i caught my last one.
i suppose in many ways i was lucky enough to know what i wanted to do BEFORE i commit any large sums of money/time/effort into it.
im really happy with the work i am doing now, and in a few years, i'm hoping at least some of you will have recognized some of my work and efforts
ps: i'm working on a voice controlled robotic arm.

i still wouldnt mind being a rockstar. and i probably wouldnt mind shooting things too. but we'll see what happens.

also, i never really thought of getting hitched and or married. but it looks like Eugene had that part covered.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

My dream Part 1

yesterday was a total blank day..not a single post but there' a few comments flying around..
well..i think Hari Bahasa day can now flushed down to the drain la..so dont bother keeping up with it.
know what it means? guys y'all can chuck whatever thing u all like as long as it doesnt tersinggung the other bloggers...

hey..tonite the series KAMI is showing on air.. at 10pm - 8tv. watch it man...dam cool!!

tonite we all are goin to picadilly, get a few Barrel and watch the premierre there...who ever free pls dropby..i mean for those who's in MSIA la....for oversea fren..i will recorded for u guys or y'all can probably stream it from youtube later..hahahahahaahahahaha

urm..i last nite had a dream it went something like....

Establishing shot of Copacabana Beach,Brazil camera tracks slowly to the right revealing the sand and the 'Beaches' behind the signage..Then Camera pans across the sandy beach..a transition shot of a waitress pouring some drinks to a glass.Camera moves up from bottom of the glass(glass is filled with Pina Colada ) to revealing our 2 Hero..it slowly tracks towards our hero..here we see that 2 asian are chilling under the coconut tree sipping some Pina Colada...and this is how the story goes...

Eugene: Rajen!

Rajen: ??? Wazap? dun kacau me la..im 'concentrating' here... (with binoculars)

Eugene: Urm.....i want..want to......

Rajen: Cibai!! u dun even think bout it..u go suck your own %$#@.....i'm saving mine for the chikus!!

Eugene: Tiu! 'Cha Chi Chong Thong Bong Tong!' (Kitchen Scolding terms in Aussie),
Fuck no man!! actually i want..u to be my best man...

Rajen: (choke ) FUc*!! Mahai, Cibai..dunt fuck with me man ..we are on holiday now..dont freaking do this to me...plus i cannot handle all thi sserious shit wan lerr..urmmm...how bout lemme organize ur bachelor party or Beatrices's Bachelorette party la..i'm much more better in planning those activities..urm. u know..i can get discount from this hotel.....and for beatrice's party i know exactly where to organize it..how bout hote....(interupted)

Eugene : Oi!! Watch what u saying ah!!! or i chop kow u!!(pulling Rajen's Balls)..

Rajen : Fuuuuuhhhhh!! Aaaaahhhhhh......O000O..ok

Eugene: Serious la..i've been thinking bout this man..let's narrow it down my options..

Rajen: ok..what bout Lam?

Eugene: lam's not bad..he was my ideal best man ..but his head to Big la....i takut his head later block all my spotlight!!! wahahahahaa

Rajen: Wahahahaahahahahah!!!!ahahahakkk!!!

Eugene: Dinesh?

Rajen: He's fine what..summo he go gym 3-4 times a week..body oso fit a biiit la now...

Eugene: oh really?

Rajen: Yala..the fucka goes to Fitness First at Curve every Tuesday,Thursday and Saturday around 8.30pm.. (commercial in between) ...so meaning u can catch him there on Curve , Fitness First every Tuesday,Thursday and Saturday around 8.30pm......

Eugene:i see..but im afraid that he'll be tempted at the ring..u know la..he got that feminine side kinda thing goin on...scared if he wears it..it will stuck at his thumb...then how?

Rajen:(choke,water comin out from mouth and nose) Wahahahahahahahaha!!!!!mUAahaahahahahahahahahahahah...

Eugene: Dun laugh man..im Serious!!...........WAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH....

Rajen: Ok ok...who else you have in mind besides me?(wiping tears)

Eugene: hmmmm...Fua?

Rajen:Yeah..he seem fine to me.Probably the best wan la..

Eugene: but...i scared he will do his standard stuff la..go Mystery and all..later he'll dissappear with my ring...summo he think he's cute..like 'Fei Mau'.....

Rajen: x) wahahahahahahahaha..kononnya he damm cool la!!!

ok that's for now...need to get back to work. comment if you like it..

This story is 45% fiction and 55% berkaitan orang yg masih Hidup sahaja....yang dah mati tu... sorry la,belum ada lagi...


Monday, September 3, 2007

A Singaporean holidaying in Malaysia


A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia..
He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the
hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started
a casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside.The
crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into
croissants & sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the
Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs
in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we
sell it across to Singapore."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts
them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
& sell them across to Malaysia,... & that's the real reason why we
banned chewing gum in Singapore."

Bons garçons de nouvelles!!!

hey guys,
i've got some news to break to everyone back home.... i'm finally engaged to Beatrice!! i got engaged last Wednesday. I was pretty nervous cause it was something i never really did before. well, it went well and she said yes! ok ok.. just to let everyone know, i'm most probably gonna hold the wedding end of next year. to find out how it went, go here...


another monday blues..

OMG!!! monday dammmm slow man. now it's oni 2pm. wtf!!
shudn't had taken the Bak Kut The last nite..hahahahahhaahhaahha...
i smell some jealousy in the air..it's comin from..snifff snfff.. hmmm..not from MSIA but elsewhere..muahaahha..

oh ya..forgotten.we suppose to go pee at lam's place last nite..forgot la..nemind tonite we make it up to u.dun la merajuk lam..i'll pee near your room tonite.promise! fuuuuuuuuuu!!

dam bosan man...

ok la..here's more pics.

Operation Strip MANTA

CHeck out my Rims!!

total gone!

my new suspension..

nice ass...owner's 1 better...hehe

this is gonna cost me 6k..damm

to be chrome..

chrome this as well...

the car is goin to the welding and paint shop today or tomoro..
what they do is..scrap all the paint and weld and patch all those corrode place.
then primer and paint it...

so it's probably gonna spend the whole next month in th ewelding/paint shop..
then 2-3weeks to install back the seats and engine.
so hopefully my Manta can start burning the streets on Nov.
more update pictures comin next week. see it's 2nd stage.

Over and out houston!!!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

childhood dreams...

Let's talk about your dreams... you know.. like your childhood dreams... things that you've regretted never done it.. or things that you wished you choose otherwise ...

ok... i'll start first...

I've gave up on Audio Engineering... hmmmmm... for me , no money involved... not that i'm earning damn alot now la... but it's now something in my head... bugging me... music is my passion but i'm not that good in it... hmmm... stressful la thinking about it... but i'm happy with my current job... so i don't really have problems with it...

but one day... i'll get involved in the music industry,... see la if got chance or not...

oh yeah... i wanted to be a mecha-tronics engineer before this... but due to financial problems , i didn't pursue it... i don't realy regret that , but my life would have been different if things were to go the other way...

at the end of the day , i'm very much happy with my life right now... :)

*for the rest of you , do post it as a new post...

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Friendster Horoscope...

Friendster Horoscope for September 1, 2007

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

The Bottom Line

One of your long lost friends is going to reappear on the scene very soon, and they will offer you a missing link that will connect you to several opportunities -- including greater wealth and a hotter romance. So keep an eagle eye out for any unfamiliar phone numbers or email address, because one of them could be the start of something big for your future. Sometimes, relationships or other types of connections are circular -- and come back around to make things complete.

Rajen : How cool is that...it could be anyone of you guys...hahahahahaha

what color?

here's a few color that i plan to put on my manta..
but before i double triple confirmed it..i wana hear it from you guys..
which of these color do you think is cool....

this is by far my favorite..

this is my 2nd favorite..


back to my original car color?


or you guys some other better special and cool colors?


Hello, hope you guys are enjoying your long Merdeka weekend. I just have a video here I'd like to share with you guys. Some of you may have already seen it before, but it's so funny it's worth watching again.

As if there's not already enough term to describe that act, now there's an additional one. See ya later guys! gotta go ring the bell!

we'll roarsss ur socks off!!! AUUUUmmmmmm