a beginning of an awesome adventure!

a beginning of an awesome adventure!

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

the perfect husband... rajen should read this....

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover
after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally
a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste
like alcohol at all.

He didn't even remember how he got
home from the party. As bad as he was
feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong. Jack had to force
himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on
the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house. He
takes the aspirins,cringes when he
sees a huge black eye staring back at
him in the bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner of the mirror written in red
with little hearts on it and a kiss
mark from his wife in lipstick:"Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to get groceries to make you
your favorite dinner tonight. I love
you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure
enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning
newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son...what happened last
night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,
drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it,
and then you puked in the hallway,and
got that black eye when you ran into
the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why
is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom
dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $1.38
Saying the right thing, at the right
time......PRICELESS!!!

3 comments:

Gregs said...

Okay i'll remember to scream "leave me alone, I'm married!" the next time i get wasted.

howsurmother? said...

i shall start practising that line from now. Just in case.....hehe

7thlovechild said...

ahahha... yeah... should start practising...

we'll roarsss ur socks off!!! AUUUUmmmmmm